the movie was awesome... and they dont say nigger THAT much, katt williams... a man is torn apart by dogs and one has his eyes ripped out but its... tastefully done

i have transcribed what i could from the FreeStyle portion of the night:

-----------------
when im walkin down (___ and ___) // telegraph?
____ these niggas doin me

then i walk up in the oracle
hear pussy niggas booin me

but when im in the back they love me like an israeli
its like niggas be jewin me

and yo girl got my penis in her mouth
like she bubble gum chewin me

im sick with it motherfucka
like E40
I got the flu in me

I get new money
from new dummies
its like i got new in me

and these niggas got the nerve to boo the savior
boo christ
the son of god
it dont really matter
they can boo me twice
im twice as hard

you might as well give me 20 nigga
thats how much the album costs
fuck boy
but i bet if you can walk to your car
i can show your bitch a dick she'll enjoy

so why dont you take your pussy ass on over there nigga
before i fuckin catch ya
or you can pull your bank out and ill match ya

but you aint gonna do shit but get punched in the face
old san francisco 49er ass faggot ass nigga
get outta here you not a lion in this race

im gonna freestyle these niggas
mestyle these niggas
im katt williams the gangsta
ill g style these niggas

i dont need no music
i can do it
A-capulco

and if a nigga say fuck me
i hit em with a fuck you too

i dont give a fuck

i brought john witherspoon
and i got three bad bitches
waitin at the waterfront
at my hotel room

so if you dont like me
and you think im stuntin
come get yo pussy ass whooped
outside by a statue of jack london

or... or

i can find one of them bitches
that i rescued from the track
and have her slice yo pussy ass neck
and leave you on the railroad track

it dont really matter to me
i dont give a fuck

i roll with G O D and the nation
if you dont like me
catch me eatin a cherry pie
cause its seasonal at nations

fuck these niggas
im the boss
i got so much sauce
im heavier than ross

i dont give a fuck
ask yo bitch
i bet she know me
i bet that bitch
can suck my dick outside of yoshis

huh... yea
fuck what these niggas talkin bout
no no, no no, i dont wanna hear it
if you wanna tell me,
catch me while im walkin like barry

naw naw naw naw
i know
you paid for a some laughs
ha ha ha ha ha
get on your cell phone
tell em meet you at telegraph

get it? cell phone telegraph.. its the same thing..anyway

im too good
white people dont like me
im too hood
bitches love me
im so wood..yea
lesbians love me
eat pussy so good

hey..dont worry..dont worry
be happy
they said they didnt like my hair when its permed
now they dont like it when its nappy

no, but it was flat in pimp chronicles,
they was talkin shit
now the shit look like the joker and riddler
and its only loved by your bitch

its so sad
so sad
they put in me in cuffs
and they so mad
so mad

but i swear, i dont give a fuck about a penis
cause katt williams is from mars, same as women
fuck penis

love yall forever
always will
i dont give a fuck who dont like me
thats what make me real

im not trying to be something
this is all im is

if you dont be-lask me
ask the niggas i fuck with
the bitches i fuck
and my motherfuckin kids

i done done seven specials
richard pryor only did two
eddie murphy did two
which is bigger seven or two?
same for me
same for you
huh huh huh huh huh


george carlin died before
katt williams did fo'
and then did three mo

katt williams live
its pimpin pimpin
pimp chronicles

got my mother fuckin dick in your bitches tonsils
hahahaha ha
i look like im young
im 43 nigga
get fucked by a fossil

the bitches that follow me are not ho's
they're my mother fuckin apostles
they're my disciples
i tell that bitch straight to the cross
ill knife ya

go to jail for a nigga my bitch
ill write ya

Wow, Kurt does well with the lines but Katt seems a little uninspired and flat.

Katt and Russell actually make a decent Luke and Han. But they make a terrible Han and Luke.

>> ^heathen:

Oh, on the subject of weed.


Aha! A stickler for preciseness eh? [You're in good company here on the sift] =oD

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So this is what Katt Williams is doing now.

>> ^enoch:
two homes=$235,000
3 cars=$30,000
20' pro-katt=$40,000
everything else=$25,000
the ability to walk away and live my own life on my terms=priceless
ah,the toils of marital bliss.
in all honesty,
it depends on the couple.
marriage is a partnership and can work beautifully.
take all pretense of romance out,
subtract societal expectations...
respect each other as individuals by letting each other be who they are,
and who they may become.
keep it as honest as you can...
back each other up at every chance.
and you should be fine.
but then again......
i may just be talking out my ass,
its not like i have this stellar track record.
better yet...
ignore any marital advice from me...
because my initial instinct is to tell everyone:
RUN! RUN as fast as your lil feet can carry you!
im sorry..
what was i saying again?
bah..nvm

Just like Communism, I suppose marriage works in "theory". The only problem that messes both of these things up is human nature.

two homes=$235,000
3 cars=$30,000
20' pro-katt=$40,000
everything else=$25,000
the ability to walk away and live my own life on my terms=priceless

ah,the toils of marital bliss.
in all honesty,
it depends on the couple.
marriage is a partnership and can work beautifully.
take all pretense of romance out,
subtract societal expectations...
respect each other as individuals by letting each other be who they are,
and who they may become.
keep it as honest as you can...
back each other up at every chance.
and you should be fine.
but then again......
i may just be talking out my ass,
its not like i have this stellar track record.
better yet...
ignore any marital advice from me...
because my initial instinct is to tell everyone:
RUN! RUN as fast as your lil feet can carry you!
im sorry..
what was i saying again?
bah..nvm

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Here are.. the lyrics!

Bamse och Lille-skutt
hoppa ut i skogen
Då kom Skalman tampelistamp
snubbla på en katt
Bamse sa:
Kom hit, kom hit kisselikisselikisselimiss
så ska du få en köttbulle när vi kommer fram

Och så såg dom farmors hus
långt upp på kullen
Lille skutt han sprang så fort hela vägen fram
Då sa bamse:
Nu springer du för fort, för fort
vänta på oss andra
Vi har inga långa ben och skalman han är trött, trött

Kom in, kom in, i stugan min så ska ni få äta
köttbullar med lingon på
och glass i stora lass

Vill du inte ha nån honung
stora starka Bamse
Nej tack, nej tack inte nu för jag är så mätt

Då sa lille husmusen:
Honungen är stulen
Bamse sprang så snabbt, så snabbt
fånga Janssons katt

Ajsing bajsing lilla katt
du får ont i magen
Inte hitta på nåt bus
spring till farmors hus

Så var sagan slut

will do! saw him last year on an episode of 'House, MD'. if it wasn't such a goddamn good show, thanks to you-know-who, i'd never have seen it though. i maybe catch it once a month. i don't watch TV. much less Fox.

and he was great in one of the coolest little horror films of the 80's as well. appropriately also titled 'House'. which is what i was going to sift the trailer / clip of next. so don't shnag that while by queue is full, ok?

nice picks so far, tc!

In reply to this comment by Trancecoach:
Just caught William Katt in a movie made this year, "Man From Earth." Go check it out, it was pretty good.

Just caught William Katt in a movie made this year, "Man From Earth." Go check it out, it was pretty good.

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Meh. *ban him. If he is just in love with Katt Williams, then he can come back and plead for an unban.