They totally stole that joke from War Games!

Anyone know the actual story behind this video? Some kind of a joke/prank/magic thing?

How is anyone really considering voting for this man whose brain has literally been eaten by worms.
At least he finally admitted what a weirdo and criminal he is.
He let NY spend tens of thousands investigating the bear and didn’t admit his disgusting “joke” (reminds me of that joke in the Godfather) until the statute of limitations had run out. This is not the character of a man who should be president.

OMG….this joke seems to be turning out to be true.

All indications so far imply that he was not actually hit by a bullet at all and is just milking a slight shrapnel scratch for all it’s worth.

Love how Gaetz’s total lack of self control, trying to force his way into a live interview to talk shit about McCarthy like a baby with no manners just reminded the country that he is under an ethics investigation for repeatedly paying YOUNG minors for sex and flying the young girls across state lines for drug fueled underage orgies.

MAGA IS 100% PEDOPHILES AND PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS, MANY LIKE BOEBERT AND GAETZ’S PARTY PARTNER CONVICTED (SOUND FAMILIAR?), LED BY AN EPSTIEN LEVEL RAPIST OF 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHICH YOU EXCUSE AND POO POO, AND EVERY DAY MORE OF YOUR LEADERS ARE CAUGHT RAPING CHILDREN, SHOOTING AT STRIPPERS THEY RAPED, RAPING BOYS, TRAFFICKING CHILDREN FOR DRUG FUELED ORGIES, ETC…NOT DEMOCRATS.

Hilariously, as if to prove it, you idiots had Pro-abortion, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-slut walking, professional pornstar and only fans model with her “bash my slash” forehead tattoo speak at the convention to advertise her half off subscription to her Only Fans site coupon to the MAGA crowd in the hope that some of the 25 million porn viewers will translate into votes. Unfortunately for you, they know part of the Trump plan is to outlaw pornography and recreational sex, so good fucking luck morons.
Another nice moral and Godly attempt to defraud from the “Christian Right”.

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Here’s page 11 out of 53 and rising daily, each page with 25 Republican sex criminals listed. You need to see every single one and it still won’t be enough to register in your micro encephalitic brain.
251 Pennsylvania Republican State Sen. John Peterson, later elected to Congress - sexual harassment, grabbing a woman’s breast. See the screenshot
252 Neil Bush, the S&L grifter of the Bush family, sex tourism in Thailand and Hong Kong. We know what sex tourists are looking for in Thailand.

253 James Woods, actor and right-wing provocateur, was accused by Amber Tamblyn of trying to pick her up when she was underage. Since then many other women have come forward

254 Ted Nugent, alleged musician and right-wing provocateur who joked about assassinating Obama, beloved friend of moralist Huckabee - sex with underage girls

255 Gregory Nathan Peterson, Utah Republican fundraiser charged with 21 charges of rape, forcible sexual abuse and battery, two charges of aggravated kidnapping, one charge of assault and one charge of felony burglary. Committed suicide while on bail.

256 NH GOP Representative Robert Fisher created The Red Pill Reddit site which is known for its tips on how to get away with rape, etc.

257 Union County GA GOP Chairman - attempted rape and it was broadcast on internet

258 WI GOP Rep. Roger Rivard on the list for excusing and enabling rape by saying “some girls rape easy.”

259 NJ GOP candidate for town council Mike Krawitz had to resign after threatening, wishing reporter would be raped.

260 Rory A. Koch, committee administrator for the Minnesota House Republicans, child pornography

261 Former GOP Walton Co. Commissioner Lane Rees - child pornography

262 James "Dub" Maines, formerly GOP Rep. Joe Barton's deputy district director - child pornography

263 Joseph Hayon, Midwood Republican Who Ran On Family Values Platform, Confesses To Viewing Child Pornography

264 Charlotte Tea Party leader - child porn and had the nerve to claim it was how he self-medicated for an autistic disorder and depression from a failed relationship

265 Southern Baptist Convention leader and Trump religion advisor Frank Page resigns over moral failings

266 Far right religious leader Mark Aderholt - sex with underage girls, sexual assault. Church organization knew and ignored it.

267 Former Judge, Baptist Leader, Republican Paul Pressler - sexual abuse/assault underage men.

268 Larry Weinstein, Northampton Township Supervisor and former campaign manager for GOP Rep. Scott Petri and his girlfriend charged with indecently assaulting unconscious woman

269 GOP Commissioner John Butler and his wife sexually abused his underage niece. He was pardoned by Gov. Jack Ryan.

270 Anti-Choice Congressman Tim Murphy forced to resign for hostile work environment/harassment and asked his lover to have an abortion.

271 GOP Commissioner Jack Gardner of Millersville, PA was convicted of molesting a 13-year-old girl, pled guilty. 30 years later he’s on the City Commission. See the screenshot, story is in NewsBank.


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272 Lincoln County GOP commissioner and town clerk Merril Robert Barter of Boothbay Harbor - molesting an underage boy while at the State Republican Convention.

273 Michigan GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Bill Schuette. This is what he does on camera! OMG, what does he do when no one is looking?

274 Broward Co Florida GOP Party Secretary Rupert Tarsey attacked a woman, a classmate, with a hammer & they did not force him out of office

275 Republican congressional candidate Denver Riggleman stepped in on Monday to claim that rape and sexual assault can be prevented by “educating females.” Not women, females. Female does not mean human, there are female animals/insects.

It wasn’t a democrat.
He wasn’t progressive.
It wasn’t an undocumented immigrant.
It wasn’t an LGBTQ+ person.
It wasn’t an African American.
It wasn’t any of the people he says are “poisoning the blood of America”.
It was a young white male registered Republican conservative gun advocate.

He was also a TERRIBLE shot, kicked off the high school shooting team for missing every target and hitting one wall of the range from the other side of the range. Classmates say he was conservative, a loner, a gun advocate but poor shot, and loved to make terrible insulting far right jokes.
Many have said he was bullied mercilessly daily in high school.
Don’t let the lying right try to paint him as a Democrat like they have already tried to do…claiming with zero evidence that he registered Republican to vote against Trump…classmates say he was staunchly conservative. He is one of theirs, unequivocally, undeniably, 100% red.

Holy crap! In Monterey Bay!?! I’m shocked they didn’t go hypothermic in the first 5 minutes, it’s COLD there. 54degree water is no joke…and that’s surface temperature.

Lol. Charlie “white boy summer” Kirk is whining because he was called out for his constant racism so he posted a photo of himself with his 10 “black friends”, every one of which is an employee on his payroll spreading his message, not a friend.
Nice try, racists. You can always rent a few uncle Toms or uncle Ruckus to hide your racism, it only makes you MORE racist. 😂

Oof…Trump media is going below $25 today, probably $20 tomorrow. Teens next week, single digits after the debate. Penny stock by the time Little Donny can sell…he’s still gonna make Thousands!

The RNC has stupidly gone full purge mode, attacking even maga conservative Republicans if they don’t back convicted felon Trump 100% 100% of the time. MTG tweeted to her voters that anyone even thinking about maybe replacing the convicted felon as their candidate should get out of the Republican Party and vote for democrats and they will be “replaced” with new voters (not sure from where…Venezuela, Cuba, or North Korea?). Any iota of independent thought is enough to be purged, have funding cut, and have the RNC leadership publicly state no one should vote for them. Disgraced ex potus said any businessman who doesn’t back him 100% should be fired (and intends to make that law). Hilarious because you fools don’t have a vote to spare and this idiotic ploy is party suicide. Because I know you don’t know what the word means allow me to educate you… this is fascism.

Another Trump endorsed maggot insurrectionist lost another primary in Georgia.
Even extreme right polls are now showing President Biden well ahead. The good economy is finally being recognized and the criminality can no longer be ignored. Biden has gained nearly 10% in the weeks since the felon’s conviction…he’s going to gain more after the debate when the felon implodes, gibbers incoherently, and poops himself on stage.
Enjoy your white boy summer.

One more week…will he show up and embarrass himself or will he stay home and embarrass himself? I’m curious what these “debate performance enhancing drugs” are your ilk accuses Biden of using that make an Alzheimer’s patient suddenly rational and sharp, and is Don willing to take a test for those drugs before going on stage himself, because he REALLY needs them?
Also, can we get a truckload sent to every nursing home, because if there’s a drug that erases Alzheimer’s and/or dementia they will want to know. (Since it will go over your head, I’m joking, there is no such drug).

Thank you for admitting the well known blatantly fraudulent fake you just tried to pass as fact.

Yes. Another Fake. Another fraud you try to disguise as a fact.

What you never seem to realize is every time you get behind one of these fake stories (which is constantly) what you are really saying is you have no real argument so you are forced to make up nonsense. Every time you doctor a video to make President Biden look unfit you admit he actually is fit. It’s an admission of the total failure of your position….something you would never intentionally do no matter how badly your position had failed, but a message you send daily by relying on lies and fraud to make your position.

It’s fake because it is not a payoff like is suggested and is what the President denied, but income/growth from declared 100% legal INVESTMENTS in Chinese companies with his 100% legitimate international investment company, again, not direct payments from them.
If making money from foreign investments is suddenly going to be considered illegal or immoral, let’s start with whales who directly and demonstrably sold policy for billions before going after minnows who made millions through investments with no policy involved. Who made billions from foreign powers again? Who directly made hundreds of millions directly from hostile governments like China while in office? (Rented unused space in his buildings for years, then cancelled the leas when he lost.). Who changed US policy to benefit the same governments?
Another long ago debunked talking point that’s really an admission disguised as an accusation, more fake news like every single thing you believe.

Notice he was not prosecuted for unreported income from foreign governments, nor was he charged with not reporting himself as a foreign agent…unlike dozens of maga officials and Trump family members. Barr spent 4 years investigating every detail of his finances and came up with nothing.

It’s also fake because it attempts to paint the father with the imagined sins of the son, which is nonsense.

It’s also hilarious because it reminds us that Trumps family DID have direct payments from hostile foreign governments after changing American international policy to benefit those governments to the tune of $3.5 billion, a verified fact unlike the lie that China paid Hunter $3 billion, or that President Biden ever changed any U.S. policy after a payment. Neither has been verified by a scintilla of evidence because neither happened.

Everything you believe is nonsense, because you bought every lie told by the lie machine for the last 8 years.
Every, single, one.

In New Hampshire disgraced felon Trump once again demanded that “President Obama immediately resign”. He STILL thinks Obama is president, it is not a joke, it is not reference to his claim that Obama pulls the strings, it is his tiny feeble brain melting under the pressure. He knows it makes him look like he’s in full blown dementia, but he keeps on doing it. Are you gullible enough to believe it’s on purpose, and if so isn’t that also an indication of dementia?

More delusional twaddle…although you DO know bullshit.

Every single year of President Biden’s presidency has had better jobs numbers than the best year of convicted felon Trump’s.

That is exactly what you said last spring, except they weren’t revised down, many reports were revised up from the initial unbelievably good reports….you liar. You just CLAIMED they would be revised down, and you were wrong as usual so you went silent when pressed about it like the sniveling cowardly infant you really are. Now you just lie about it again, hoping everyone reading is as ignorant and intellectually lazy as you are and don’t check.

Went to non Americans! lol, making up more bullshit I see. Your proof? Nothing….because those temporary migrant jobs aren’t counted in the reports.

Only one candidate partied with the most prolific pedophile in US history for decades and said on video that they had similar taste in women (young), only one bought a teen beauty pageant specifically to be able to spy on them in their dressing room, naked 14 year old girls, then bragged about it…only one told multiple women he was attracted to them sexually because they looked like his then young daughter, only one joked publicly about having sex with his underage daughter, only one is credibly accused of raping a 13 year old girl, only one is an adjudicated rapist….its not Joe it’s convicted felon and rapist Don John Trump.

4% is an up tic from the longest record low unemployment period in our history. It’s a good thing.

The administration put the wheels back on the bus, and has been souping up the engine for 3 1/2 years now. If Biden wins, the media will continue to pretend we aren’t in an economic boom that we’ve been in for a year now without it being reported.

I certainly hope they are using American weapons in Russia. I would give them Moab’s and all the missiles and bullets they can shoot, then put American soldiers in Ukraine and go to full fledged war at the first injury. We signed a treaty pledging more than that, we should honor it. Russia deserves a biological weapon attack.

Israel is using American weapons to target innocent civilian children…that’s a problem, but we have paused rearming them at least, a big step forward finally.

If convicted felon and rapist Trump wins he will be responsible for any crash, because the trends are ALL positive under Biden’s leadership. If Biden wins there won’t be a crash because he understands economics unlike the 6 time bankrupt and 34 times convicted (not including his businesses convictions) fraudulent “businessman “.

Hey! You’re in a movie!

Republicans just killed their chances of even holding seats in November by twice voting against a national right to contraception, because their plan is to ban contraception. This is hugely unpopular, and they just went all in on it publicly. It’s going to be really hard to pretend this isn’t their plan for 2025 when they already tipped their hand today.
For decades they claimed abortion should be a states rights issue, and now that there’s no national right, they are clear they intend to ban it nation wide. Contraception is exactly the same thing, they are already banning contraception in red states and talking about a national ban behind closed doors. Todays votes to preserve their ability to ban contraception nationwide prove it.

Polls are showing fully 1/3 of Republicans don’t support convicted felon Trump to be president, say he’s the wrong candidate…that was before his convictions and before telling the nation to prepare for no contraception and an outright ban on recreational sex…unbiased non partisan polls of Americans done from Canada.

18-37 year old Republican voters are worse, 47% say he shouldn’t be on the ballot.

Hannity tried to feed him answers in a kid glove softball interview and he still couldn’t answer questions, or did answer them by saying “yes, I’m not joking, I do plan to be a dictator for at least a day (then we’ll see if I like it) and I do seriously plan retribution against my political enemies.” (which include my own supporters if they ever question my plans).

Starting next month convicted felon Trump won’t be able to campaign outside his state (Florida?) without getting prior permission from his probation officer! But he’s still the best you’ve got!

Those numbers are going to get worse as reality sinks in that he’s a felon, with all the restrictions and conditions of a felon, and is not only not the best but likely the worst possible candidate, and a loser, who can’t vote, travel between states, leave the country, has to report to his probation officer (if he’s not in prison), etc, and all the bluster about how he can run the country from prison is suddenly reality and they see that’s insanity, and only an actual cultist would be so delusional as to think they couldn’t find a better conservative candidate (Haley likely would have beaten Biden)…too bad for them those cultists have total control of the party. 😂

Oof…convicted felon Trump held a mid day rally in Arizona (so he could go to a San Francisco fundraiser in the evening) during a heat wave and a dozen maga were hospitalized with heat stroke. More proof you are nothing but a vote for him, and you suffering to near death doesn’t even register to him. Guaranteed he won’t be reimbursing the Phoenix fired department that had to use up its resources taking care of convicted felon Trump’s mess.

😂 Lol. I’m not. Their track record on coming through for voters is pretty good, unlike maga that only came through with tax cuts for the rich.
One video of one idiot spouting nonsense doesn’t change that. BTW- Even your foreign propagandists don’t know English, it’s not Chicago citizen’s, it’s not even Chicago citizens….it was a single Chicago citizen. Are you sure you aren’t a Nigerian prince?
You should worry about your inability to think for yourself and the fact that you are only being capable of parroting the maga propaganda machine. It has made you into a bad joke and cautionary tale.

$200 million? Says who? Idiot Eric? Not the campaign. They said $54 million. Ever notice how their financial filings never match their public claims? I have.
Even the mythical $200 million would put them FAR behind Biden’s fundraising, and he doesn’t have a hundred million a month in legal bills, or over a half billion in judgements to pay. 😂
And from who? Not mom and pop maga, they’re tapped out on DJT stock and crying that eggs cost too much. You might think about who is buying Trump, they aren’t Americans.
Shocker, fully half is just PLEDGED, not donated, by one person, Israeli Miriam Adelson. Don’t count your donations before the check is written…and it isn’t.
He needs every penny of it and more. There’s still no money for campaigning or other candidates, his legal bills are still tens or hundreds of millions per month, and he’s still not campaigning in any meaningful way. He thinks he can do what Biden did and win without trying…he’s sorely mistaken about that too.

“Fraudulent trial”…you claim based on nothing but sour grapes. There’s absolutely nothing fraudulent about it, nor about the politically motivated extraordinary trial of Hunter Biden….both have political components, and both are real felonious crimes, in one case they’ve been proven.
Only anti Americans abandon the American justice system because it gives them a singular result they dislike. Your ilk’s patriotism is thinner than an obsidian blade’s edge and weaker than Trump’s sphincter.

Good joke. 100% off topic. Downvote the red herring.