You gotta be pretty goddamn hammered off your noggin to think this is fun. I would imagine they had absolutely nothing to do during wintertime in Greenland. So it was either this or jerking each other off in a circle to pass time, and I guess they chose the underwater ice skating. But it still sounds just as gay as the circle jerk session ironically enough.

Looks like an ice skating uniform.

Multiculturalism is such a thin-ice skating-lake... The question is: What classes are replacing the "ethnic" classes? Multicultural classes? No classes? (There also comes to mind that now many teachers there could lose their job or part of their income, or that the whole thing could be just to save money.)

Dude, don't condemn what you don't understand. Plushenko was on fire this year, and he just keeps getting better and better looking. Still, skating hasn't been the same since Elvis Stojko hung up his cute leather Captain EO outfits.

>> ^kulpims:
so, blankman took a break jerking-off to olympic ice skating and reminded me that I should wrap things up. you were right, blankman. nobody gives a shit about this roast, or me.

so, blankman took a break jerking-off to olympic ice skating and reminded me that I should wrap things up. you were right, blankman. nobody gives a shit about this roast, or me. *insert long and boring whine here*
well, I gave up hoping I won't be bored to death after day one so I didn't even bother checking in after that. that's cause I love you so much, see - I didn't want this lamefest to spoil my impression of you...

nice new avatar, choggie. too bad we all know you're still a virgin (anal doesn't count). say hi to your hot latino lover, will ya
the geography based east-european jokes are so last century, blankfist. much like your movies

the rest of you assholes i don't even know or care for so that's it, really. my 2 cents and all. I have nothing more to say about your pathetic attempts at ridiculing me. it's my birthday today so I'll be off, getting drunk (it's a slovenian thing, you wouldn't understand)

THE END

A worthy foe,
but an Eskimo?


BOOMING VOICE: "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Throbbin: Is that you, God?
"NO, THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK."

Congratulations!

Had this done to my big toe nail when I was about 13 or 14. Some buddies and I saved up all our monies and rented out an ice rink to play some hockey together. They day before, I was cleaning my room so my parents would let me go. My t.v. was on a rolling stand, and I pulled it out so I could vacuum behind it, but I noticed too late it had three wheels as opposed to the four it was supposed to have. So as I pulled it forward, it tipped over where that missing front wheel was, and slid off the stand. I tried to catch it by the sides, but it was too heavy and slipped through my hands. Quick thinking lad I was, I tried instinctually to catch it with my foot (I didn't want to break my t.v.!), but only managed to catch the very corner of it as it smashed down onto my toe. Luckily my doc used these little threaded needles to make the three holes to relieve the pressure, not the bic and clip method. And indeed it didn't hurt at all, but my step-dad passed out watching them do it. Needless to say the resulting monstrosity didn't fit into an ice skate, and my buddies took my share of the rent and had a good ol' time. A little while later the entire toe nail fell off, and it's never looked the same since.

..well, if she wasn't wearing those ice skates...

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If you listen, the announcer says it refrigeration under the floor... I'd assume that means this track doubles as a ice skating/Hockey rink on the side.

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Hmm, ice skating at the Dimond Mall?
Have a Pizza from Pizzaman in Eagle River. I swear it's the best pizza in the world and I miss it dearly.

I was actually ice skating for the first time ever a few weeks ago with my girlfriend and this came on. I liked the song from back in the day to start with, but now it's also got that memory infused into it too.

Maybe someday, riding a bobleigh slope whith ice skating shoes, will be a new official olympic sport.

does voting for this convey that you are secure? Or is it kind of like a facade of security to cover up the insecurity you have about your insecurities?

Neh, just not a fan of ice-skating. I thought it was balls that made me that way, you know the same reason why I'm somehow drawn to the Home Depot and comedy involving chimps or the 3 stooges.

>> ^wildmanBill:
Who needs a dentist? Really?


Not Tom Hanks. (As long as there's an ice skate in the vicinity.)