I had a dream about this movie once...

Oceanic Flight 815, en route to Earth 2, crash lands on a desert planet infested with giant sand worms and zombies. In an attempt to get home, the survivors encounter Jeffrey Sinclair on board a space station caught in a time rift, who reveals that he has been chasing Q who is commanding an army of half-Scarran, half-Sylons with Goa'uld symbiotes to conquer a magical island in Neverland. And the only one who can save the universe is Jim Raynor, captain of a stolen Firefly, and his life partner, a half Wookie, half Time Lord who has sworn a life debt to the captain. They have a depressed robot sex slave who isn't attracted to them and each of them owns a power ring, bestowed to them by the Guardians of the Universe (who are all dwarves, except for one of them who is Tom Waits).

You don't even want to know who the crew of the Firefly is. It will blow your fucking mind. Ok, I'll tell you: Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Fruuud, Billy the Kid, Genghis Kahn, and Ludwig Van; then for some reason Whoopie Goldberg is there with William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, and Malcolm McDowell, who can't stop pining over Beethoven. At the end of the movie, the crew is clean cut, the robots are all shiny, and the ghosts of Bill Hicks, Rufus, Obi-wan, Pizza the Hut, Dr. Frankenfurter, and Alf are all sitting around waiting for you to wake up -- but, when you wake up -- you're Homer Simpson! OMG don't tell ANYONE about the twist ending or the sequel where he meets Hank Hill who gets abducted by aliens and meets spooky Fox Mulder and that sexy redhead Leeloo.

My mind is exploding! There may be another me who isn't as awesome as the real me and enjoyed the movie The Notebook... Pshhhhhh -- Frell the frack off. Every alternate reality of me smokes pot and makes or plays video games. Stop trying to change me, universe!

Aw - how cute. What is she going to do next? Start writing it on a chalkboard? Maybe she and Beck could start being chalkboard buddies. What a load of total claptrap masquerading as 'serious analysis'. I'm getting tired of listening to people who think that biased infotainers like Maddow, Beck, Schultz and all the rest any credibility.

It's bullcrap. All of it. For example, Maddow uses pictures of a bunch of guys in Kabul and then insults completely unrelated security guards in Wisconsin. I didn't like the service I got at a Pizza Hut in Albaquerque once, but that doesn't mean the employees of the Pizza Hut where I live are scumbags. What she's doing utterly dismisses her entire screed as anything but propoganda of the lowest sort.

Anyone who thinks Maddow is anything but a junkyard mutt on the Democrat party chain is addled. Anyone that thinks she has a 'point' in this particular piece of total tripe has to have been pithed. Maddow is as unhinged and full of crap as Beck ever has been.

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When I abuse Japanese ninja-midgets (which is the only thing I do with them), I prefer listening to Mahler, so you're safe.

Actually I didn't know I was the king of rock 'n roll, and now I've been usurped. Easy come, easy go. I've always been a peasant at heart anyway, so it's back to my mud hut and piss pot. Life is good.

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I was going to say that sounds absolutely disgusting, but after hearing its a different beast than the stuff I'm used to I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. Still hot mayo... ugh.


Disgusting? Really?

Isn't Shrimp Salad the same exact thing? Or at least it does here in America. Come to think of it, potato salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, coleslaw, egg salad and fruit salad all contain mayonnaise.

Or perhaps you were only referring to mayo being served in hot temperature. Then sure, it's kinda gross.

But even still, we eat lots of dishes that contains with mayo in hot temperature without even realizing it. If your hamburgers have hot-off-the-grill beef paddies and you eat it with mayo, then you've got yourself hot mayo.

Why can't these people believe that he's filming a half naked girl doing stretches in the middle of the road? Of course the 2 Slobba the huts have their say "ookie wookie why you filmy?" Because, you're too ugly to film, that's why...

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There's an interesting book by translator and poet Bill Porter (also publishes as "Red Pine") titled "Road to Heaven: Encounters with Chinese Hermits". Porter hikes and climbs these sort of trails and interviews many Taoist and Buddhist hermits living in the huts and caves of these same mountains.
http://w
ww.amazon.ca/Road-Heaven-Encounters-Chinese-Hermits/dp/1582435235/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1281393253&sr=1-1


I just picked up this book this weekend, currently on page 83! His description of that walk doesn't exactly do it justice. A very interesting read, nonetheless.

There's an interesting book by translator and poet Bill Porter (also publishes as "Red Pine") titled "Road to Heaven: Encounters with Chinese Hermits". Porter hikes and climbs these sort of trails and interviews many Taoist and Buddhist hermits living in the huts and caves of these same mountains.

http://www.amazon.ca/Road-Heaven-Encounters-Chinese-Hermits/dp/1582435235/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1281393253&sr=1-1

This was seriously eerie, my mother has chronic schizophrenia, she's been really proactive in medication and support the last few years but before that it was like living hell. She was rarely this calm but the pizza thing really hit a string, she used to have a conflicting decision where the only food we were allowed to eat was vegetarian pizza from Pizza Hut, however when the pizza arrived, it was indeed poisoned, the cure was she would absolutely douse it in Extra Virgin Olive Oil to "purify it".

Mental illness fucking sucks, great awareness video.

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So glad this was proven a hoax - we still have time for the flying cars, rehydratable pizza hut, and giant CGI Jaws that jumps out of the marquee. Also, Mattel - get fucking busy - you have 4 years for anti-grav research.


Dag--Will we have 3D videos, holograms, etc. from VS by then?

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So glad this was proven a hoax - we still have time for the flying cars, rehydratable pizza hut, and giant CGI Jaws that jumps out of the marquee. Also, Mattel - get fucking busy - you have 4 years for anti-grav research.

But if you cut defense spending how will our airforce get awesome stealth jets that can fly at mach 3 and fire a $500k guided missile from 50k KMs up in the stratosphere with enough precision to hit the milking goat tied up to a post outside a suspected terrorist's stone and dung hut? Answer that one Mr. Maher!

So, does anybody wanna come in the sift hut tub...? I mean "lounge".

A pizza hut near the Giza complex??,It's the end of the goddamn world??..No-another version of fucking empire-this time disguized not as a god-like pharaoh, but a like-god corporation. Fuck you pizza hut, shit on Egypt in some other dimension.....