hehe. it's a glory hole. those things are fucking awesome.

'Glory (hole) be to God.'

Not after seeing what you look like. That's why glory holes were invented.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
^Some say that if you've had sex with yourself, you've already had gay sex, so give me a handjob already.

You'll never be able to prove it.


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Nice to meet you too. You seem familiar. Have I met you before? Ever been on the Jersey Turnpike?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hi. My name is schmawy. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too. You seem familiar. Have I met you before? Ever been on the Jersey Turnpike?

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hi. My name is schmawy. Nice to meet you.

So, is a glory box in any way related to a glory hole?

I may take you up on that, Hombre. Never know.

Thanks for the invite.

We went to this dive bar out on a pier once when I was there.

I like the places with colorful clientele.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm touched. I am so glad you can appreciate our cuisine, especially that of the Mexican type. It is the thing I miss most when I leave my small slice of heaven. Hit me up if you're ever in my town, we'll go to one of my favorite hole-in-the-walls for lunch...and then my favorite glory-hole for dessert.

In reply to this comment by rougy:
San Diego has some of the best Mexican food I've ever had.

Fish Tacos. Gotta try one. Sounds gross, but man it's good.

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Yellowstone National Park, without all the tourists
3) Children's book - Any of the Matthew Looney books
4) TV Series - Battlestar Galactica (the new series)
5) Word - butterfluggin
6) Film - Tough call, but I'm going with The Empire Strikes Back
7) Curse - "Twat" seems to be my favorite these days
Creature - Dolphins, even if they are the douchebags of the sea.
9) Past time - Organ donation
10) Person - My son, of course

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Both, but I own neither. I have two rats.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast
14) Tan or pale - Tan. I'm always afraid that I might have bored the pale ones to death
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot. I have hobbit feet
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - Drive. This is America, dammit.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama now, but I used to be a diehard Simpsons fan

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Dutch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
23) Most off the wall member - evil_disco_man. He's quiet. It's always the quiet ones who put severed heads in the crisper.
24) Favourite user name - MycroftHomlz. It shows that smarty-pants scientists can't spell for shit.
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Giving choggie my email address
27) Best avatar - schmawy's. All of them.
28) Partner in crime - I run with the Hole In The Wall gang, consisting of blankfist, rottenseed, dystopianfuturetoday, schmawy, his sister Issykitty, and alien_concept. Sometimes we let Farhad ride with us, because deep down he so desperately wants to be a cowboy.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not since I killed them
30) Idea for the site - Glory holes

About you

31) Where do you live - Casper, Wyoming, United States
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non-smoker (quit 12 years ago)
33) Left or right handed - righty tighty
34) Hair colour - reddish brown, with dashing gray highlights
35) Relationship status - I'm in a serious booty-call relationship
36) How tall - 5' 9", or 175 cm. 175 sounds bigger, so let's go with that
37) Children - One child on this planet is blessed with 50% of my genes
38) Ever had an operation - Many:
a. Appendectomy
b. Plate implants for a broken arm
c. Bone graft from pelvis for same broken arm that got horribly infected
d. Hemorrhoid removal - Yet blankfist is still here
e. Torn ligament repair - left foot
f. Torn ligament repair - right hand
g. Lasik eye surgery
h. Foot enlargement - Hoping that by corollary something wonderful would happen
39) Best feature - My beautiful spleen
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Morally bankrupt, donations please

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Jesus, just so he could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer/leukemia research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Me. I hear it's a good place to raise a family
44) Relive a moment in your life -
45) Have a superpower - Walking on water, that way I could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - If there's an afterlife
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Listen to all the talk about fucking fantasy football in the crapper at work
48) Be president for one hour - Give the Indians everything back, and send whitey back to Europe
49) Delete a period in history - What day was dystopianfuturetoday born?
50) Achieve one thing - Write the great American novel. About robot pirates from outer space.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'movie, porkys, hole, spy, showering' to 'movie, porkys, glory hole, spy, showering' - edited by MrFisk

I'm sure Kubrick would be proud to have his face placed over Brittney Spears' private area and between the glow of the florescent "Glory Hole" sign*.

*Wasn't that the gay bar at the beginning of Gasper Noe's movie Irreversible? Anyone cinemaphiles in here willing and able to answer that one?

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In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I will wear my "Glory Hole Sign"! This is totally discreet... as I skeet.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I don't care, as I get a blowjob.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Thanks for the promote! I'm still not going to the prom with you.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote the *dark

I will wear my "Glory Hole Sign"! This is totally discreet... as I skeet.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I don't care, as I get a blowjob.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Thanks for the promote! I'm still not going to the prom with you.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote the *dark

Maybe if it makes it into the Top 15 I'll change it, but right now the title "Glory Hole" seems to be working quite nicely. In this business it's all about the votes, baby.

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
Ha! It's not too late to change the title, you should totally do it.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
^LOL! I almost titled this "Blankfist working the Jersey Turnpike."

When he gets back from San Francisco and sees this video, he's going to kill you. Or bug you with his glory hole sign. Be careful.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
^LOL! I almost titled this "Blankfist working the Jersey Turnpike."

Ha! It's not too late to change the title, you should totally do it.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
^LOL! I almost titled this "Blankfist working the Jersey Turnpike."