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Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time

Chairman_woo says...

I actually had to google that. Presumably it's due to poor farming and curing? Either way I can only blame alcohol and low tolerance for my first trip to whitey hell I fear.

Certainly beats the one and only bad trip I had on mushrooms though. Good God! The floor opened up and swallowed me and I spent what seemed like eternity (actually about a hour I'm told) in purgatory coming to terms with the fact I had just died (which I'm told resembled me just staring into a bathroom mirror chanting gibberish).

My own fault, I was at a metal gig (Chimera) and decided that the moshpit was the ideal place to come up. Though I did have a great time after that (everything is going to seem great after you just died and came back to life), and every other of the 20 or so trips I had were wonderful and enlightening and even this incident probably did me a lot of favours in hindsight...

So you know..don't be put off kids! Drugs can be great.

newtboy said:

Was it possibly weed with paraquat on it? That will make you hurl every time....or worse.

German "Telegate" Commercial - (9th September 2001)

How can spoil a cross?

2 year old girl scolds her Mum for laughing at her singing

newtboy jokingly says...

Is this a social experiment where the parents speak near gibberish to their child to see how it gets along in public being unintelligible while also speaking 'english'?

Payback said:

Listen carefully, this is how her mother talks to her.

Change Your Passwords - Heartbleed Bug (Internet Talk Post)

radx says...

Oy, NSA: why are you saving all those encrypted data streams, it's just gibberish anyway...

:crickets:

And of course it had to be a German bloke working for T-Systems who committed this shabby piece of code...

But hey, at least the OpenSSL Software Foundation raked in a record-breaking sum of donations this week: almost $850.

What Languages Sound Like

28 Reasons To Hug A Black Guy Today - SNL

VoodooV says...

and more gibberish from the counter-culture wannabe attention-starved one

can't have a single sift thread without ching-jacking now can we?

trolls, racists. yep...it's all tolerated here at videosift. what a wonderful community.

chingalera said:

Always wondered what fucking oneself felt like...have to try that sometime

... Interpreter Translates Mandela Memorial Imposter's Signs

shatterdrose says...

In America it's ASL, or American Sign Language. Even from different parts of the states, or within each community they can have lots of variation. (Was with a ASL interpreter for years and oldest daughter was hearing impaired.)

So it's quite possible he's signing a different dialect, so to speak. But the issue is even the South African's were complaining . . .

But yeah, there will be a lot of cross over in signs that have actual meanings, but for the most part, he was signing gibberish.

(Fun trivia, the monkey's from Penguins of Madagascar actually sign real ASL.)

Cops using unexpected level of force to arrest girl

Shepppard says...

@chingalera

Your delusion as to what the fuck police are baffles me. Here, we have a video clearly showing not only the cops are NOT using excessive force, be it physical or tazer, doing everything in their power to actually resolve this situation in a manor that is civil up to and including explaining why they did what they did ALL THE WHILE not releasing the information of what the girl did to keep it private (likely, there was a warrent issued for her arrest for something she did OFF camera), and yet you're still claiming to the "gun totin' bullies" schtick.

I could cite thousands of examples of police officers doing their jobs correctly, and I take PERSONAL offense to the notion that A) "All cops are cocksuckers" and B) "All cops are felons". Why? Mostly because, unlike you, I actually know quite a few personally. Including my Father, and step mother.

Lets go ahead and actually skip a shitload of the easy shit, like the fact my step mother is (and for the past almost 9 years has been) the President of an optimist group, whose primary goal is to raise funding for underprivileged children and give them access to things like sports, and in some cases educational scholorships.

Lets graze over the fact that my dad and a good deal of my own local police officers actually put on not one, but two musicals (Caught in the Act / Caught in the act II) to raise money for Charity (the womens Y, and unfortunately I can't remember the other one).

Hell, we'll even skip the time I was in DETROIT, and while on the highway blew a tire and needed to pull over to the side of the road to change it, only to have a police officer see this going the opposite direction, get off the highway, and then back ON the highway, so he could park behind us and keep his lights on so that we remained safe while doing so.

Lets focus on the fact that you're citing one example of you. Where a friend apparently was in too deep a sleep, or drugged up to answer a phone call from the people she's now paying to call the police when the alarm system goes off and they can't reach her.

They then show up, and either you, or somehow she, answers the door and lets them in, only to seemingly be a rude prick about it, and one of you winds up getting yourself arrested. Your entire post on the subject is incredibly vague (yes, I'm sure the fact that you said the cops sunglasses make you nervous was the exact reason you had whatever happen to you happen.) And yet, you still have the gall to maintain that the entire problem is with the people who did their jobs right in the first place. (You know, showing up to a distress call about a home that may be broken in to)

Also, if you're referring to those of us who actually maintain that the police aren't all the devil in bullet proof vests with badges as "cunts who are afraid to show their asses", you're once again wrong. I've stopped voicing my opinion on the matter, it typically goes nowhere. I'll cite law, you'll cite something crazily in some form of gibberish, and at the end of the day, neither person has made progress.

You want to voice your opinion, fine. I'll stay in the shadows and save both of us a lot of time arguing back and forth. DO NOT drag my family's honour through the mud by insinuating that part of it is somehow the bane of the earth because my Dad and Stepmom signed onto a group of people "To serve and protect" the damned community.

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The Longest Word in Different Languages

Calling a Dolphin With a Comb at SeaWorld

Raffaele Baldassarre - EU Parliament Member Exposed

If Famous Websites were Real People

bluecliff says...

I was completely disappointed. Google should have been a large fat man, with most of the sites on a leash, like Jaba with Leia. There should be drool coming from his mouth
Youtube should have been a schizophrenic, insane person, dressed in hip-hop cloths, speaking gibberish spanglish.
Also, there is no weeping, nor gnashing of teeth...

The Situation Room: L.A. gun buyback yields rocket launchers

chingalera says...

Hey gwiz665, it's obvious that you have unwarranted distrust and perhaps even a gnawing disgust for firearms, IN GENERAL. Trolling all these videos to offer the "fucking America" two-cents comments becomes after a while, a redundant broken-record of feel-good/sound-good generic sound bites from the same broken record of non-facts, non-real-world, non-functional gibberish. It's patently offensive, and a fine example of retarded, sophomoric reasoning. Grow the fuck up PLEASE!??



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