Seriously...

Devastating? Feral?

I think you been conversing with Mr Herzog for too long now.

....feel free to have at it with some Speeed Racer, Chim Chim was found half-eaten in my trunk, with some feral, doe-eyed pre-pubescent in overalls with blood and hair under his nails.

There are many ways that you may describe the coolest 8 year old, including calling her the willing parrot of an irresponsible parent. "Completely vulnerable" doesn't leap to my mind. The 8 year old would likely kick Billy's ass (and actually tell him that she was "kicking his ass")if he ever deigned to invite her to his monologue.

And the guest. So alarmist. And those eyebrows! The child 'expert' obviously has never come in contact with the dirty-faced and mean feral children of West Virginia.

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A park full of feral cats, a Japanese show with an unlimited budget for fish, and a sturdy scale combine to show us just how much fish a single cat can carry. The dramatic music and computer animation carry you though and you don't need to understand Japanese.

Moral: Do not underestimate the strength of a highly motivated cat.