Singing in elvish gives an unfair advantage.

I would watch this if only Liv Tyler were speaking her beautiful Elvish into my soul:

I entered this scene through rejection and honesty
Nerds weren't mean, they were weird and that worked for me
After 10 years of teasing when social skills failed me
Dungeons & Dragons cured all that ailed me

We read books, we played games, we made art, we watched Lost
We said things like "D20", "shipping" and "Mana cost"
It felt good to be myself, not being mocked
Still self-conscious, though, we whispered things about jocks

But one day, you grow up, come into your own
Now geek's not rejection - it's a label I own
Then ignorant haters come to prove me wrong
Tell me I'm not nerdy enough to belong

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

Fake Geek Girl test - that's a funny one, go ahead
How many comic books are there I haven't read?
I know it feels good to have a contest you win
It would feel even better if I wanted in

So women aren't geeks, so is that your conclusion?
That this is some secret club based on exclusion?
12-year-old dorks would say you're being selfish
And then they'd go write in their journals in Elvish

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

I've got cred but honestly, I shouldn't need it
This world needs all kinds of folks to complete it
You've got gamers, and artists and comic subscribers
Cosplayers, crafters and fan-fiction writers

You can stop - never say "fake geek" again
Our club needs no bouncers - all who want in get in
But go ahead, if you want, to own that role fully
I ain't got nothing to prove to a bully!

I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove
I've got nothing to prove

Haters are gonna hate

..a sandwich.>> ^deathcow:

I like the way the words roll out of her mouth, leaving room for..

>> ^shagen454:

For some reason I thought I read, "Liv Tyler Can Speak to Elvis"


That's a coincidence, for some reason I thought I read "Live Tyler Can Still Speak English"

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LotR? Seriously? The books had almost no women in it and were more awesome than the sobbing elvish bullcrap that was introduced in the movies. For the sake of women.

bechdel test = useless

farhad or someone is going to have to pause @ 4:07
and tell us what's on the card for the second piece here.

presumably arabic? elvish?

the full episode is here, which had 346X in the opening scroll.

make it so!

umm. abracadabra? shazam?
what's the elvish word for friend?

what part of this invoke is hocking up a furball on me, siftbot?
*discuss

Personally I'm more of a quenya-speaker, but then I am a Valar to you people...
>> ^DavidRaine:
Guess I'll have to keep my eyes open at Gen Con now...
But seriously, what kind of geek speaks in "Elvish"? Any nerd worth his or her salt will refer to the language by its proper name of Sindarin!
</silly>



Sifters don't have bodies, but float in a beautiful consciousness-singularity mediated by the Internet. As such, nerd-induced cellulite have no effect on us. We are legion, with firm buttocks.
>> ^NicoleBee:
Aww geez.
Sure, it's cool now, but soon my gigantic amounts of nerdery will turn into heavy lumps of geeky cellulite, and I'm left in the corner by myself mumbling about Babylon 5 to a conveniently placed houseplant.
Again
>> ^gwiz665:
Cool nerd girls exist too, look at mintbbb and nicolebee!



Nerds are inherently creepy, what with their giant brains. Thinking a lot about things, quickly makes the everyday thing creepy.
>> ^treat:
I dated a girl in highschool who this broad reminds me a lot of. She was pretty nerdy, incredibly good looking, but also very very creepy.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'star wars, lotr, zombies, weapons, elvish, we are real' to 'star wars, lotr, zombies, weapons, elvish, we are real, so say we all' - edited by calvados

Guess I'll have to keep my eyes open at Gen Con now...

But seriously, what kind of geek speaks in "Elvish"? Any nerd worth his or her salt will refer to the language by its proper name of Sindarin!
</silly>

This is full of great lines!
"Are you chewing something?"
"No, it's Elvish"
---
"Do you not have a computer or..."
"No I do have computer..."
"Oh, then you can't read!"

no no, that's all wrong. you need to take 15 chocobo wings and 3 arctic winds, a gemsteel and a bat fang to the merchant at mt. bur-omisace, then he fashions... oh. english. i thought it said elvish.