Upvote for anything that causes Elmo distress.

They forgot 'N is for Necrophilia.'
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elmo-Interviews-Ricky-Gervais

Gervais + Elmo = Win. Everytime.

Thanks Matty!

In reply to this comment by maatc:
*promote

Haha, crazy elmo!

http://tunedin.blogs.time.com/2009/09/30/elmo-michelle-obama-to-indoctrinate-your-kids-with-veggies/

heheh funny

Cookie Monster is on meth, and Elmo was Pedo Bear BEFORE it was cool to ask children for 'hugs'

>> ^shuac:
>> ^westy:
when she is 18, when i have sex with her dose that still make me a pedophile?

Hilarious. To you downvoters of this comment: I have a coupon for Senses-Of-Humor-R-Us that I don't need. I can send it to you if you like.


In order to pull off an inappropriate joke, it needs to be both crass AND funny. If it fails at being funny you just come off as being unbelievably creepy.

I'm not saying you couldn't craft a joke about sexually abusing severely retarded teenage girls, but . . . wait, no yeah that might be the limit.

Then again Ricky Gervais pulled off a good necrophilia joke on sesame street. So that gives me hope that the infantilized midget rape barrier will be cracked some day. But I don't think we have the technology yet.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Elmo-Interviews-Ricky-Gervais

That was back when the art was just important as the content of the lesson. These days it's all just silliness and elmo and his stupid goddamn fish. Yea I still watch it from time to time. I just want to make sure my non-existent kids are getting a good education plus there's not much to do at 8am after an all night coke/ecstasy binge.

Looks like Elmo finally found some religion...I was wondering when that little furry heathen would come around.

Lyrics as far as I can tell:

AYOOOOOOO!

Vent some Stalin, but that is gay,
I wish my gum back, the Old Navy way,
He had a Ram-a-Lamb, slap it in the face,
But then he tuned a round, sent me to space.

Guy:
Do me round the fish, won't do it again
Slut is bien, s-s-s-s-s-slut is bien

Chorus:

Push the Delorean that Amy knows!
Elmo feel me before I go!
I pummel Ray and cum on his back,
Put my dick in but then I'm sad.

So I pulled a wig, that I reaction,
The rest is fruit and cream, the Trews enacted,
I shoulda took a dump on him, cum in his mouth,
Mebbe then you would, cum a round,

Tell me Louis V, you crazy ol bat,
Cause then are relay station can get back on track,
Time go so sowy, without you,
Your God inside, you gotta chew,

Chorus

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-lut dis is da end end end end end end

I dunno, sounds like a pretty damn good song to me.

Let's *Kill Elmo, shall we!?

Fuzzy-faced friends.. like Elmo and Cookie Monster!

Ricky Gervais can make even Elmo tolerable!

every time Elmo laughs, a baby is born healthy