Hold on a second! What happens if I'm thinking that Arianna is gagging on my cock, and suddenly I look down at this machine, and it reminds me more of some dude named Jaden? I don't swing that way, machine-makers! I don't appreciate your gay belt sander pretending to be a woman who is losing oxygen on my penis! I AM NOT EDDIE MURPHY!

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upvote for eddie murphy back when eddie murphy was the funniest motherfucker on the planet

I was just getting ready to post this Eddie Murphy clip from Delirious, but it's basically a dupe of your clip. Feel free to use it as a replacement - it doesn't have the subtitles, and it's got an extra very funny minute or so of Eddie talking about white people dancing.

hey - I was about to post this clip of Eddie Murphy impersonating James Brown, but then I noticed you already had one up. This copy is a little longer with more James, if you want to replace it. Heh!

I had to cheat once to find out that I'm not the cheating type.

As a man that doesn't believe in marriage (or god), I definitely condone premarital sex. The promise that sex only after marriage will make your sex more meaningful with that person does make sense though. I mean, if you have no idea what a good hot and dirty fuck feels like then how would you compare the sex with your partner? However, I believe that lack of searching for what makes you happy before you settle down can lead to depression, marital problems, or cheating when the introductory sexual tension that was built up before marriage between the couple is once released.

"If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this: Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life." -Eddie Murphy, Raw

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I remember when Eddie Murphy was funny.

Did she dye one of Eddie Murphy's jackets?

Transcript from Eddie Murphy's "Raw":

I know a man got busted coming out of another woman's house. He got busted coming out of another woman's house. His woman saw him come out, knew that the woman lived there and didn't say shit. Wait till they got home and said:

"What the hell was you doing in that bitch's house?"

You know what the man said?

"Wasn't me."

"I looked right in your face!"

"Wasn't me."

"Well, I'm supposed to be a fool, right?"

"Hey.

"Wasn't me."

You know what the woman said?

"Maybe it wasn't you."

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eddie murphy: best enjoyed with a coke and a smile.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Fix this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Murphy-Kill-The-White-People
with this:
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Kronos is a knowitall. Wat a dick.

Gracias, amigo

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Fix this:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Eddie-Murphy-Kill-The-White-People

with this: