>> ^BreaksTheEarth:
Three people say its porn yet at least 10 think it isn't. Should we just do a poll?


There's a poll built into every video isn't there? Up-down arrows on the left. Of course no one can vote because we're discussing this turd.

*return it long enough for me to down-vote.

>> ^dag:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this- but it doesn't belong on the Sift. You know where to find it.


My point exactly.

So can someone just discard this thing now?

>> ^peggedbea:
choggie, are you going through menopause or something honey?
the video was up for discussion, which is a completely fair process.
hobbling is
1. ineffective 2. unnecessary 3. dickish 4. an abuse of power itself 5. an attempt to start shit, using a member who will not even participate 6. lame


re: lame. Choggie used to have a dress made of lame.

Dune references will always be win. No exceptions.

In reply to this comment by videosiftbannedme:
We just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. Vibrating machines....

>> ^choggie:
uhhh, yeah there is something wrong with it-fuck the definition of porn on this site...arbitrary, meaningless words designed to be abused by whomever will-I stand by my motherfucking devices and decisions....gwix??, you of all mouth-breathers should lay the fuck back, perhaps.....
sorry if i offended the least of ye my bretheren, see ya in a couple weeks.


Can't talk without calling people names as usual, eh? Maybe you should grow up or eventually you will be ousted on your hands and knees like last time.

I have to agree... There's nothing wrong with it, and I don't find it disturbing or anything... I just don't see it adding enough value to the experience on the Sift to warrant it being here, given that it is extremely explicit content.

I actually came across it through the "Kung fu Sex" video. When watching the sex kung fu vid, I think my wife explained it best: "It's just explicit content. There's not enough detail for it to be porn - porn is something designed to get you off. It clearly isn't designed for that. But it is explicit content." I personally think the same applies to this video - but the problem is, there are prolly some people who would actually think this is pretty arousing...

Regardless, it's not adding enough value to warrant the risks. This isn't just NSFW - this is as NSFW as porn would be... I think it's perfectly reasonable to draw the line at content like this. Besides, it's not like we'll suddenly be out of awesome videos to watch, if we don't get to watch old ladies masturbating.

>> ^dag:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this- but it doesn't belong on the Sift. You know where to find it.

>> ^Shepppard:
I'm sorry, but anything that starts off with 12 seconds of cooch has to be classified as some form of porn.

Does it? http://www.videosift.com/video/The-ins-and-outs-of-a-Vagina

As you say, the point was not to stimulate sexually or titillate. So if we ban things that depict "sexual stimulation" then does this go too? http://www.videosift.com/video/Horny-Cat-is-HORNY or how about http://www.videosift.com/video/Office-Busts-Guy-Needing-Some-Private-
Time

This video is like Sesame Street compared to this, so I'm bringin' it back! (assuming you can promote a discarded video. Let's see). *promote!

>> ^kymbos:
I'm so glad I didn't watch this. The conversation is enough for me.


Never ever ever go back on this. Ever.


EVER.

I dunno... I think I like EIT more when it's just picking the best stupid portions out of a given video and offering it up in all its ridiculousness. This creating something out of portions of things is not that great I don't find.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'colby, christian, bible, robot, everything is terrible, EIT' to 'colby, christian, bible, robot, everything is terrible, EIT, LSD' - edited by choggie

Tags for this video have been changed from 'pokemon, church, christianity, preacher, satan' to 'pokemon, church, christianity, preacher, satan, everything is terrible, eit, monsters' - edited by dystopianfuturetoday

But wait, didn't scientists and engineers using the scientific method create computers? And isn't the scientific method the antithesis of believing in the bible? So, isn't Colby the work of Satan and should be burned on a stake or something?


Oh, and as a note on the EIT vids, I liked them better when they didn't f*ck around with the video so much. It's MUCH funnier to just show clips that are terrible, we don't need them making damn trippy music videos out of them, it loses their magic.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'eit, everything is terrible, doughnut, master builder, brainwashing' to 'eit, everything is terrible, doughnut, master builder, brainwashing, tools' - edited by sometimes

Yeah, that was terrible. Well played, EIT. Well played.