Sorry reallybored, but this is a dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Office-Jim-schools-Dwight-about-safety-17-sec

*discard. Sorry.

Well, first of all, Michael Jordan jumped from the foul line and dunked it, not threw it through the net like Dwight. But it is impressive that Dwight jumped using both feet and was able to get that far. Doing that basically killed his forward momentum so that was impressive. Also being able to catch the ball in mid-air then "dunking" it was quite impressive too.

>> ^JAPR:
Nobody deserves that more than Dwight.
Well, other than Bush.


Dwight deserves nothing of the sort ye scoundrel!

I don't know if it's just me but I've always found Jim personally irritating. Even though Dwight is a complete tool and deserves it, because of the above fact I can never really enjoy these little skits. Yes, I realize this is a comedy series.

Nobody deserves that more than Dwight.

Well, other than Bush.

^ thx! and, regarding the label?
in this case, they'd also have to slap that label, on none other than WW2's General Of Everything, and the last Republican president i liked, Dwight David Eisenhower.

so, in this case, it'd be a label i'll happily wear. "Hello. My name is Fuckyou Warpigs."

ps.
Ike also boinked his secretary, while president, everyone!
i didn't give a shit about it in his, or Clinton's, case.
not really pertinent, i know. but i so rarely get a reason to discuss Eisenhower.
and i like to use the word 'boink'.

since i was just looking for this again, for dft's attempt to sift it up?

regarding dag's mention (above) of what this phenomenon has already been known as, for a long time - the military industrial complex.

for anyone who may just be too young, perhaps, and didn't know it already?
that term was coined by none other than the guy in charge of the machine, at the time.

Dwight D. Eisenhower, on his very last day in office. Jan 17, 1961.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Eisenhower-warns-of-the-military-industrial-complex
http://www.videosift.com/video/Eisenhowers-Farewell-Address-to-the-American-People

ps. those aren't copies of eachother. they both use the original eisenhower address, as well as other footage.

Having used Salvia 10x several times successfully over the last several months, let me be the first to say: Respect it. These YouTube videos of kids doing bong loads of the stuff is pure looney tunes. Of course you're going to have a bad trip if you do that much all at once. Even I haven't progressed passed taking 1-2 hits in one sitting.

With all that said, it is truly a pleasant experience depending on how you use it. I have had soft music playing in a dimly lit room and have had some very transcendental experiences. I had one very pleasant trip where I felt like I had regressed back to when I was 2-3 years old, when you are making your first memories.

Other times, I've tried it a few times while playing Quake 3 and BF1942 and all I can say is, you are IN the game. Very wild. Also, tried it once while watching the TV show "The Office" and the mockumentary style lent itself perfectly to it. Made me feel like I was actually at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton branch listening to them scheme on how they were going to screw with Dwight.

But again, RESPECT the Salvia. Cause it will kick your ass.

"I hope we can understand, my friends, that life is not 24 and Jack Bauer..."

Scott Horton and Andrew Sullivan comment...

"The moral clarity and vision of McCain’s answer was perfectly balanced by the bankruptcy of Romney’s. In the end, the former Massachusetts governor ducks by saying that he would turn to his ultimate guru for guidance: Cofer Black, the Vice Chair of Blackwater USA. Mr. Black is known for his bravado, including a pledge to the White House that he would send them Osama bin Laden’s head in a box packed with dry ice. But of course it was Mr. Black who failed in efforts to catch bin Laden and other al Qaeda leaders as they disappeared into the caves and ravines of Tora Bora. He moved from that high accomplishment to Blackwater, which is now engulfed in a series of scandals reflecting questionable management practices. Moreover, CIA officers complain that Black’s move to Blackwater entailed the privatization of vital national security relationships for personal profit, another hallmark of abuse in the Bush Administration.

McCain is turning for guidance to American military tradition and ethics. Romey on the other hand draws on Hollywood cartoons and adventurists. It’s quite a difference. And at the moment, it looks like the Republican base will take Chuck Norris over George Washington and Dwight Eisenhower any day.

Among the other candidates in the Republican field, Huckabee is clearly in the process of transforming his position on the torture question. He’s drawing closer to John McCain’s view with each passing debate. I’ll go out on a limb and say we’ll soon see three Republican candidates taking a clear-cut anti-torture position: John McCain, Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee. Not coincidentally, the first two are the Republican candidates who consistently draw the most support from the active-duty military. Huckabee is clearly intent on pitching more effectively to the same community."

- Scott Horton

"It's a defining issue and this was a defining moment. Romney's pathetic and despicable inability to say that he opposes waterboarding and that waterboarding is torture disqualifies him from the presidency, in my view. If we are going to recover from the profound moral disgrace of the Bush-Cheney torture regime, McCain and Paul are the only Republican candidates who should be considered for the job. I just wish McCain had taken on Giuliani as well. But God bless him. And God bless him for insisting that those who refuse to disown torture should actively support withdrawal from the Geneva Conventions. It's the only honest position to take. I saw the man defeated by Cheney and Addington in 2006 come back to fight again. God bless him."

- Andrew Sullivan

I'd go all Dwight Schrute on that cat!

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Wikipedia:
Just before filming began on the show, Lucy became pregnant with her and Desi's first child, Lucie Arnaz. They actually filmed the original pilot while Lucy was "showing", but did not include this in the episode.

Later during the second season, Lucy was pregnant again, with second child Desi Arnaz, Jr. This time, they incorporated her pregnancy into the storyline. Despite popular belief, Lucy's pregnancy was not TV's first on-screen pregnancy. That distinction belongs to Mary Kay on the late 1940s sitcom Mary Kay and Johnny.

In this era, saying the words "pregnant" or "pregnancy" on the air was prohibited, so they always described Lucy as "expecting" (or "'spectin'" in Ricky's case). When Lucy finds out she is pregnant, she announces to Ethel: "I am going to have a baby!" The episode "Lucy Is Enceinte" aired on December 8, 1952 ("enceinte" being French for "expecting" or "pregnant"). The episode "Lucy Goes To The Hospital" first aired on January 19, 1953, the same day Lucille Ball gave birth to Desi, Jr., and was watched by more people than any other TV program at that time--a considerable feat, given that Dwight D. Eisenhower was inaugurated President of the United States the very same day. 68% of all American television sets were tuned in to I Love Lucy to watch Lucy when the time arrived for her to give birth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Lucy

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C'mon people... Dwight meets Capt. Spaulding... how can you resist?