Dr. Pepper should be fine, but with a Mr Pibb there;s no doubt.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I can't find Mr. Pibb? Would Dr. Pepper do? Or am I just assed out and would get a "sorry, maybe next time"?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yes pizza should do the trick.
Cheese and pineapple please. Oh and a Mr. Pibb. Then you're a shoe in

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
The results of a proposal are 50/50? What, it just depends on what kind of mood you're in at the time? Remind me to show up with pizza when I do it, then.


Everyone loves pizza.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
That's what everyone says to me.
Results are 50/50


In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I don't know whether I should be creeped out or if I should propose...

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Then I'd say... Nice to meet you

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I said that it was the tentacles that did the trick?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Not wrong..... everyone loves a gigantic tentacled vagina.....right?

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Is it wrong that the sight of that turns me on?

What if I can't find Mr. Pibb? Would Dr. Pepper do? Or am I just assed out and would get a "sorry, maybe next time"?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yes pizza should do the trick.
Cheese and pineapple please. Oh and a Mr. Pibb. Then you're a shoe in

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
The results of a proposal are 50/50? What, it just depends on what kind of mood you're in at the time? Remind me to show up with pizza when I do it, then.


Everyone loves pizza.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
That's what everyone says to me.
Results are 50/50


In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I don't know whether I should be creeped out or if I should propose...

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Then I'd say... Nice to meet you

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I said that it was the tentacles that did the trick?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Not wrong..... everyone loves a gigantic tentacled vagina.....right?

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Is it wrong that the sight of that turns me on?

Ah, khoks was the adult store, I suppose

Yeah I shopped at Kohl's yesterday - I think their pricing is weird, because you pay about half of what the item says... your culture is weird!

Today we went to a kiddie pool with bea's spawn, and I think her evil sisters are coming over tonight to nag me to death. And we're heading off to wal mart to buy hundreds of the same things.

Sodas:
Everything uses high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar - result, america is fat.
Coke is pretty much the same, a bit sweeter here I think, but mostly the same.
Dr. Pepper is pretty sweet, tastes like marzipan.
I tried a sip of bea cherry diet pepsi, I don't think I've ever tasted anything that sweet before.. it was insanely sweet. It can't be any kinds of healthy for anything.
It's pretty hot outside, but we've had an overcast these two days, so it's not really been scorching. Just really humid and warm. Everything has ACs, so inside its always pretty cool, even a bit too cool. I could imagine people getting colds from the rapid temperature switches, coming from 100F outside to freaking 50F inside.

>> ^conan:
>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^griefer_queafer:
how has this thing gotten about 400 votes and only 20 votes?!

Hover your cursor over where it says "views" for a second.

and besides that: it's in no way funny.


I guess there's something wrong with my head.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'patton, oswalt, dr, pepper, open mic, sleeping' to 'patton, oswalt, dr pepper, open mic, sleeping, heroin addict' - edited by xxovercastxx

>> ^burdturgler:
>> ^griefer_queafer:
how has this thing gotten about 400 votes and only 20 votes?!

Hover your cursor over where it says "views" for a second.


and besides that: it's in no way funny.

Your video, Patton Oswalt - Dr Pepper story, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^griefer_queafer:
how has this thing gotten about 400 votes and only 20 votes?!


Hover your cursor over where it says "views" for a second.

Yes this is all true. I have been on well water before, and with all the chances or arsenic and lead poison... I opted for bottled water. Actually I opted for Dr. Pepper. I think the real motive behind things such as this is to for people to realize that if they are drinking bottle water because it makes them part of the elite... well they are full of bullshit. Bottled water can of course be practical and sometimes the best option. If you are drinking water like a fine wine.. well that's bizarre. Maybe water tasting is something I am ignorant to.

Everyone has some sort of agenda. As long as we have our own ideas and logic playing in our part we should, for the most part, be fine.

Your thoughts were nice to see! Thanks for writing them down.

In reply to this comment by Nithern:
While Mr. Penn and Mr. Teller have a nice show, they do present an agenda. In this case, it sounds like they have yours and my best interests at heart. They didnt get paid enough from the bottle water lobbyists in washington under Obama's Administration. Under Bushs? Well, that president actually reduced funding for the EPA, as well as, reduce inspectors and testers on all US consumer goods for its eight years. So all those disease scares from meats, dog food, and such, is largely due to the republican's idea of what constitutes "correct testing for safety and health".

I myself drink bottled water largely due to circumstances Mr. Penn and Mr. Teller do not wish to talk about: reality. My pump is not city water. It has rust, iron (unrelated to the rust), and generally does have a 'unique' taste to it. While its ok, to bathe or rinse dishs in (the heated dishwasher removes the bad stuff from th surface of the plates....hopefully), its not suitable for human consumption.

Mr. Penn and Mr. Teller, did state their survey was unscientific. It was also, untruthful. How many people in their video, did they show, that stated they liked the taste of the bottled water, over the tap water? That's right, "none". That is why, this is merely shoveling an agenda, and not a public service anouncement, for the general citizenry of the states.

>> ^JonaHansen:
As I recall, the context is in a program about a cafe in the Southwest called "Heart Attack Cafe", or some such, in which the waitresses dress up like nurses. They serve "quadruple bypasses" and the like. A nurses organization took them to court, I believe, about disparaging nurses, when they dress up in the cafe but aren't really nurses. So Stossel is interviewing the spokeswoman for the nurses organization, asking her if she really believes that people confuse the waitresses with real nurses; like they might confuse Dr. Pepper with real doctors, and if the real doctors should be upset about it. FYI.


So he's a douche for giving free publicity to the skanky-uniform-waitress restaurant. That settles it!

As I recall, the context is in a program about a cafe in the Southwest called "Heart Attack Cafe", or some such, in which the waitresses dress up like nurses. They serve "quadruple bypasses" and the like. A nurses organization took them to court, I believe, about disparaging nurses, when they dress up in the cafe but aren't really nurses. So Stossel is interviewing the spokeswoman for the nurses organization, asking her if she really believes that people confuse the waitresses with real nurses; like they might confuse Dr. Pepper with real doctors, and if the real doctors should be upset about it. FYI.

>> ^UsesProzac:
Wait a minute. Dr. Pepper isn't a real doctor? Why did he need a pap smear? AND WHY WAS HE SO DELICIOUS?


Wtf? Someone actually LIKES Dr. Pepper?

Wait a minute. Dr. Pepper isn't a real doctor? Why did he need a pap smear? AND WHY WAS HE SO DELICIOUS?

>> ^xxovercastxx:
If that is you, as you say it is, you're about to be banned for violating posting guideline #1.
Might want to kill this before one of the sift-grownups sees it.


Calm down, he's quoting the Simpsons, that's just what Moe says in it when he's pretending he invented it.

According to the Youtube this particular insane bit of showmanship is called the flaming Dr Pepper... so by rights would taste horrible

*commercial for the Dr.Pepper ... commercial.