Sizzler hasn't gone out of business in Oz. There's one left in Toowong, Brisbane, and possibly one left in Belconnen, Canberra. They're like throwbacks to another era.

>> ^acidSpine:

Sizzler still exists in America? Went out of business in Australia ages ago but then again, so did Dr Pepper those bastards.

Sizzler still exists in America? Went out of business in Australia ages ago but then again, so did Dr Pepper those bastards.

nope, we didn't even think to look at diet drinks, but in regular US coca cola, pepsi and dr. pepper there's about 35mg (or micrograms, maybe. been a while and i don't keep soda in the house)... dr. pepper may be a little higher, i think grape soda was a little lower.

they don't list the values on the cans in the netherlands, i was just wondering if thats because they just dont have to or because they don't put sodium in their drinks. >> ^dag:

I thought that sodium was only high in diet soda.
BTW, cane sugar is also used in soft drinks here in Australia - mainly because we have lots of cane farmers and few corn farmers - so it's cheap. It would probably be cheaper in the US today if there weren't massive government subsidies to corn farmers.
>> ^peggedbea:
hey, this is something my dude and i were wondering about while we were in the netherlands last year...
in the US most sodas are made with hfcs, but in europe they mostly use real sugar... so we were reading all the soda cans there and none of them listed the sodium content but here they always list the sodium content and it's pretty well known that sodas are high in sodium...
so do they not put the sodium in sodas in europe? or do they just not have to list the sodium content on the nutrition labels?
does the sodium content have something to do with the hfcs content? or are they just adding it to our sodas over here to make us thirstier so we'll drink more soda?

What is in Plano, Texas other than a lot of FedEx assholes?

"The city is home to many corporate headquarters, including Ericsson Inc., Rent-A-Center, Crossmark, Dell Services, Pizza Hut, Alliance Data Systems, HP Enterprise Services, JCPenney, Frito-Lay, Cinemark Theatres, Dr Pepper Snapple Group and Siemens PLM Software."

I stand corrected, it is of the schtuff that many a JG Ballard novel is made of.

>> ^iaui:

It really sounds like she's humming the tune along with the saw, but I don't really know what a saw sounds like so perhaps those overtones are all coming from it... I wish there was a better recording. The mic is clearly peaking each time she bows the saw.
But totally awesome, nonetheless.


The musical saw has been a staple for all sorts of eerie music throughout the years. For instance, the music in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Chances are pretty high that you know the sound, you just didn't realize it. Sort like how Dr. Pepper is prune flavored -- most people have tasted carbonated prune juice, they just didn't know it.

P.S. There's absolutely no prune juice in Dr. Pepper.

http://www.drpepper.com/text/faq/#m

It's almost ten o clock see i got a ball of lifted property
so i slid my beenie hat on sloppily
and promenade out to take up a collection
i got game like i read the directions
i 'm wishing that i had an automobile
as i feel the cold wind rush past
but let me state that i am a hustler for real
so you know i got the stolen bus pass
just as the bus pulls up and i step to the rear
this ole lady look like she drank a forty of fear
i see my ole school partner said his brother got popped
pay my respects
can you ring the bell we came to my stop
the street light reflects off the piss on the ground
which reflects off the hamburger sign as it turns round
which reflects off the chrome of the bmw
which reflects off the fact that i am broke
now what the fuck is new
i need loot i sweat the motherfucka
in the tweed suit
and i'm on his ass quicker than a kick from a grease boot
eased up slow and discreet
could tell he was suspicious by the way he slid his feet
didn't wanna fuck up the come on
so i smiled with my eyes said hey how it's hanging guy
bumped into his shoulders but he passed with no reaction
damn this motherfucka had a hella of andrew jacksons
i'm a thief or pickpocket give a fuck what you call it
used to call em fat cats.
i just call them wallets getting federal aint just a klepto
master card or visa i'd gladly accept those
sneaky motherfucka with a scam know how to pull it
got a mirror in my pocket but that wont stop no bullets
story just begun but you already know
aint no need to get down shit i'm already low

My footsteps echo in the darkness
my teeth clenched tight like a fist in the cold sharp mist
i look down and i hear my somach growling
step to burger king to attack it like a shaolin
i never pay for shit that i can get by doing dirt
link up to the girl cashier and start to flirt
all up in her face and her breath was like murder
damn the shit i do for a free hamburger
(girl )"well you got my number you gonna call me tonite"
it depends is them burgers attached to a price
"sorry sorry"
im just kidding i'ma call you write you love letters
"it's all good"
thanks for the burgers emm hook me up with a dr pepper.
(girl)thats cool you want some ice
yeah and some fries will be hella nice
(girl) damn my managers coming play it off okay have a nice day
im up outta here anyway
i use peoples before they use me
cos you could get got by an uzi over an oz
thats what an og told me
gots to find someplace warm and cozy to eat the vittles that i just got
came to an underground parking lot
this place is good as any fuck its all good
walked in found a car hopped itself up on a hood
ate my burger threw back my cola
somebody said hey it was a rented pig i thought it was a roller
"want me to call the cops?"
i dont want them to see me
looked down and saw that i was sitting on a lamboughini
it was rollses ferraris and jags by the dozen
a building door opened
damn it was my cousin
getting offa work dressed up no lie
tux cummerband and a blackbow tie
i was like hey
"who is it"
me
"oh whats up man i just quit this company
they hella racist and the pay was too low "
i said arite what was up in there though
"a party with rich motherfuckas i dont know the situation
i know they got cabbage owning corporations
ibm chryslers and shit is what they seeing"
just then a light bulb went off in my head
they be thinking all black folks is resembling
gimme your tux and i'll do some pocket swindling
fit the change in the bathroom and i freeze off my nuts
lets take a short break
while i get into this tux
grunt zipp
alright i'm ready

Fresh dressed like a million bucks
i be the flyiest muthafucka in an afro and a tux
my arm is at a right angle up silver tray in my hand
may i interest you in some caviar mam
my eyes shoots round the room there and here
noticing the diamonds in the chandelier
background barry manilow copacobana
and a strong ass scent of stoagies from havana
what no place where a brother might been
snobby ole ladies drinking champagne with rich white men
allrite then lets begin this
nights like this is good for business
five minutes in the mix noticed several diffrent cliques
talking giggling and shit
well one mother fucka gave me twits
and everbody else jacking it throttling
found out later you know coca cola bottling
talking to a black man who he's confused
we looking hella bourgie
ass all tight and seditty
recognzed him as the mayor of my city
who treats young black man like frank nitty
mr coke said to mr mayor "you know we got a process like ice t's hair
we put up the fund for your election campaign
and oh um waiter can you bring the champagne"
a real estate fronts as opportunities arousing
to make some condos out of low income housing
immediately we need some media heat
to say that gangs run the street and then we bring in the police fleet
harrasing me everbody till they look inebriated
when we bought the land motherfuckas will appreciate it
dont worry about the urban league or jesse jackson
my man that owns marlboros
donated a fat sum
thats when i step back some to contemplate what few know
sat down wrestle with my thoughts like a sumo
aint no one player that could beat this lunancy
aint no hustler on the street could do a whole community
this is how deep shit can get
it reads macaroni on my birth certificate
poontang is my middle name but i cant hang
i'm getting hustled
only knowing half the game
shit how the fuck do i get out of this place.

i dont think youd catch too much flack for going around grabbing dicks all day.
its not exactly the same equivalent though.
maybe you should just grab asses.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
what??
Wtf... who do these people think they are? we dont go around grabbing dicks all day... jeebus.

.. does this mean I CAN go around grabbing dicks all day?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

what??
Wtf... who do these people think they are? we dont go around grabbing dicks all day... jeebus.

.. does this mean I CAN go around grabbing dicks all day?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

laptops are glorious inventions sweetheart.
oh so before i left braums a bunch of working dudes came in for lunch, i went to refill my drink at the fountain and one came up beside me to also fill his drink, winked at me i turned a bit and totally got my fucking ass grabbed! bwhwhahaha!
getting groped at braums is the funny.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

ah yes.. the Braums crowd. Hardly anything compared to the "McDonalds Crowd" or the "Dairy Queen Crowd".

I need both a massage and to be exfoliated.
How are you internetting?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

no i got some chickens instead
so lets prepare for the second wave of shits during my meeting with thr this afternoon
so the people at braums .... im fighting every urge to exfoliate them, and put them on a tredmill and make them do yoga because their muscles are short and tight and then massage them. then i want someone to cut their very very unhealthy hair.
i would make them drink gallons of water a day with me. i would take away their soda.
and they would not longer eat braums once a day. and looking at them wouldnt make me sad anymore.

</elitist>

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

yes then get biscuits and gravy and a dr pepper


In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
yes.
this is fucking terrible.
im right behind braums.
should i go shit in braums?
i think i have to.


In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
are you saying you want me to be your knight in shining armor?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
cari. i am stuck at the car shop getting my converter fixedid. i have to take the hugest poo ever.
my tummy hurts. come get me and take me home.

Actually..the controller plugging into a controller, and not the console isn't a bad idea in theory.

that means that you could have one person close to the console, and the other sitting beside them farther away on the couch, rather then have both people really close to the screen.

the game however..

what the fuck was the budget? $35 and a can of Dr.Pepper?

It's a porn movie..without the porn..or the movie..

she also likes reeses, twix and a good old thigh rub.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I can't find Mr. Pibb? Would Dr. Pepper do? Or am I just assed out and would get a "sorry, maybe next time"?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yes pizza should do the trick.
Cheese and pineapple please. Oh and a Mr. Pibb. Then you're a shoe in

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
The results of a proposal are 50/50? What, it just depends on what kind of mood you're in at the time? Remind me to show up with pizza when I do it, then.


Everyone loves pizza.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
That's what everyone says to me.
Results are 50/50


In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
I don't know whether I should be creeped out or if I should propose...

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Then I'd say... Nice to meet you

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
What if I said that it was the tentacles that did the trick?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Not wrong..... everyone loves a gigantic tentacled vagina.....right?

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Is it wrong that the sight of that turns me on?