I can't believe how awesome this guy has become.

When all the "liberal media elites" at NPR/CNN/MSNBC are falling over themselves to downplay this situation into a "who coulda known?" or false equivalency ball of confusion, it takes Fox Fucking News to call out the bullshit for what it is?

Unbelievable.

Fuck that, the vid is cool and the song is amazing. Coulda sworn this vid was here already, though...

I coulda swore the hosts were Darryl Hall & John Oates...

wait....worth the wait...coulda found it on youtube ya lazy fuck...soon enough...ads will be the opener on all viddies linked-

Totally coulda been WAY sexier. I'm disappointed.

1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I was testing you - and you passed,
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,
Be required to fart on a regular basis,
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,
Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you're coming with me.

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.

I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,
Fava beans and a nice Chianti,
You can count on Slippery Pete,
Suicide will be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal,
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,

These aren't the droids you're looking for,
These aren't the droids we're looking for,
I am not a number I am a free man!
Rosebud.
To The Idiotmobile!
Right away Michael,
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
You don't understand I coulda had class,
Round and tasty on a bun,
Ooh Zippy look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times,
Red Rum! What's the matter honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!

We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,
Writing checks your body can't cash,
I was elected to lead, not read,
I feel the need - the need for speed,
Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,
HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,
My god it's full of stars,
There was no driver in the car..

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!
#The Simpsons
#Run With Us!
Ugh - you must be shrooming,
Wait for me Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,
I want to go to there.

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,
I don't give a shit, close enough,
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,
What'd she say? I think she bought it,
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number 5 is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done,
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,
It's 2 degrees cooler,
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,
Six words in the whole song.

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
You are number 6 5 4 3 2
I am not a number, I am a free man

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Give me my 20,000 in cash,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think you woke up the dead with that blast
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
I think fast, I talk fast,
We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,
Lois, this is not my Batman glass,

I coulda sworn she trying to sell cocaine with the buzz she had going on.

>> ^rasch187:
Jimmy Carr is nothing compared to quality comedians like Jim Belushi and Ray Romano. Sure they're not smart or clever in any way but at least they make good wholesome humor that doesn't offend anyone.
Mediocracy seems to be the guiding light to a lot of people.


Ugh. Coulda chosen a couple of good comedians to name as examples though.

Coulda perhaps killed him with a "CIA letter opener".

Or pay the mafia to have him brutally killed in prison.

Abolishing the death penalty would only mean something if prisoners did hard labor during their entire stay: no TV, no internet, no fancy menu, no law library, maybe a few used books. Other than that, you break rocks into smaller rocks until you're dead or released.

I coulda watched that clip follow the fat red arrow all the way from Borneo to Malaya (wherever that is...) to Sri Lanka to Jiddah to Cairo to Rome to Madrid to Paris to Warsaw to Boston to D.C. ... No wait, that wouldn't have been a good thing, nevermind.

That seems to be a waste of a study. Coulda just ax'd somebody.

he coulda shouted it from the rooftops and we'd still be in the same mess we're in today. the bailout and its negative effects were intended, and deliberately implemented.

How so?

he coulda shouted it from the rooftops and we'd still be in the same mess we're in today. the bailout and its negative effects were intended, and deliberately implemented.

Sure we do

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Antonyms: nothing

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ha, you said "tyre." It's like you English got a word for everything.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yes kind of like the mashup between a baby hedgehog and a car tyre

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
We all could have. Still, it's amazing how well they mash together. In a disturbing way.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yeah, coulda lived without that one

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I told disco_man about this already, and I thought you might be equally amused and/or disturbed by it too.

Ha, you said "tyre." It's like you English got a word for everything.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yes kind of like the mashup between a baby hedgehog and a car tyre

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
We all could have. Still, it's amazing how well they mash together. In a disturbing way.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
Yeah, coulda lived without that one

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I told disco_man about this already, and I thought you might be equally amused and/or disturbed by it too.