I'm not gay, but if I were I'd totally fuck Captain Kirk. He's teh manly!

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I think captain kirk said that same bagivad gita quote on the andromeda tv show.

Wow... never thought I'd see one robot Captain Kirk another.

w00h00, congrats swampgirl

Lets all go to the lobby
and of course, farting shatner?
and last but not least, hound dogs hopped up on yogurt

[in my best Captain Kirk voice]

cannot... resist.... cuteness....
must.... upvote!

It was beautiful. I've gotta go find the entire show. My jaw hit the floor during George Takei's turn (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=8773). And Betty White was funny too (http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=8688)
But the Shat was pure gold. I have to say, I get some enjoyment seeing his career blossom and to see him get this recognition. It's a rare thing for an actor to see a character they play elevated to a cultural icon -- and not just a character but a character that is identified ONLY with them. Many actors have been Hamlet. Only one can be James T. Kirk. He could never have imagined this in his wildest dreams. It must be extremely gratifying for him. As a long-time Trek lover, I claim a tiny piece of gratification for myself, and my own long personal relationship with Captain Kirk.

Captain Kirk, The Hugh Hefner of the 23rd Century.

just for your interest: lyrics in english

Have you some time for me,
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
on their way to the horizon.
If you're perhaps thinking about me right now
then I'll sing a song for you
about 99 balloons
and that such a thing comes from such a thing.

99 balloons
on their way to the horizon
People think they're UFO's from space
so a general sent up
a fighter squadron after them
Sound the alarm if it's so
but there on the horizon were
only 99 balloons.

99 fighter jets
Each one's a great warrior
Thought they were Captain Kirk
then came a lot of fireworks
the neighbors didn't understand anything
and felt like they were being provoked
so they shot at the horizon
at 99 balloons.

99 war ministers
matches and gasoline canisters
They thought they were clever people
already smelled a nice bounty
Called for war and wanted power.
Man, who would've thought
that things would someday go so far
because of 99 balloons.

99 years of war
left no room for victors.
There are no more war ministers
nor any jet fighters.
Today I'm making my rounds
see the world lying in ruins.
I found a balloon,
think of you and let it fly (away).

When I made the suggestion of having an alert message, I was thinking of Mr. Scott's pleas to Captain Kirk.


"We need more sifting, Captain!"