That was pretty crazy seeing those scenes back to back. I'd probably be nauseated as well except for the fact that over the last few days I can't view or hear anything without it being mentally drowned out by: "Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain".

Captain Kirk, *nature loving mountaineer!

Enjoy the lyrics
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
...that mountain
...that mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain.
Tough young guys singing with bodies in their.....eh....
Finger and teeny toes
Challenge the rock.....Challenging...death!
Why do I climb the mountain?... Because I'm in love!
The is a passionate affair going on with kirk and that mountain
Kirk is on...kirk is on the mountain.
Now in order to create that illusion...sucking...some of the most
Sensational men to not only climb are veracious, fleeting and illusive and peripheral.
And that's putting me on the mountain
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?
HOLD IT PLEASE....
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
...that mountain
...that mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain.
And the climb is going where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before!
Challenge the rock.....Challenging...death!
Why do I climb the mountain?... Because I'm in love!

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>> ^Drax:
Put them together and you have Spork.
shrug


LOL indeed it would be a spork!

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Captain kirk is a man's man, and making him all angst-ridden just doesn't seem right.

Still, it looks like it has some cool effects, and I'm usually down for anything that has lots of spaceships crashing into each other and planets blowing up.

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Damn right he's Captain Kirk!

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