because ddos is hacking like crowding the entrance to a bank is a bank robbery.

>> ^Lann:

They have been handing this out in Yellowstone since I can remeber. Even as a kid I thought it was just silly sign because, who in the world would walk up to them?
Also @crotchflame they can be domesticated!


I have that flier hanging on my wall. About 15 minutes after I received it at the entrance to Yellowstone I watched 4 guys walk up to about 10 feet from a bull to get a picture. I'll keep this always to remind me that people are idiots.

>> ^bareboards2:

Okay, how 'bout Kitty Dudette?
From one dudette to another, man!

>> ^PlayhousePals:
>> ^bareboards2:
Oh ho!!!! The Kitty Queen makes Ruby!
I am so glad you weathered your rocky entrance to our quirky community. And to make Ruby!
Not just hanging in there but doing it in style.
Congrats big time!

Who you callin' a QUEEN? =oP
[Thanks man!]



Mo bettah! =oD

Okay, how 'bout Kitty Dudette?

From one dudette to another, man!


>> ^PlayhousePals:

>> ^bareboards2:
Oh ho!!!! The Kitty Queen makes Ruby!
I am so glad you weathered your rocky entrance to our quirky community. And to make Ruby!
Not just hanging in there but doing it in style.
Congrats big time!

Who you callin' a QUEEN? =oP
[Thanks man!]

Oh ho!!!! The Kitty Queen makes Ruby!

I am so glad you weathered your rocky entrance to our quirky community. And to make Ruby!

Not just hanging in there but doing it in style.

Congrats big time!

I love World Order and I love dubstep. Together its like my eyes and ears just had sex.

I think this excerpt from Wikipedia about World Orders founder may be interesting to all of you -

Genki Sudo is a retired Japanese mixed martial artist and a kickboxer who, until December 31, 2006 competed in the Japanese fighting organization HERO'S and before that, the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He is notable for his elaborate ring entrances and unorthodox fighting style. His philosophy is "We are all one." He is a practicing Buddhist. Signature moves include the flying triangle and spinning backfist

Yea... Not really racism. You should know what's being represented on your own darn body, especially when you're entering from Mexico in midst of drug war.

It's about context, and it's about knowledge. Imagine me as a high school kid thinking those SS lightening symbol with the skull is really cool, so I decide to get'em inked. Next time I try flying to Germany, they deny me at the airport because it's considered a Nazi symbol. I could make the argument saying I didn't know what the symbol was about before having them tattooed. The Germans would still deny my entrance.

Be mindful where you're traveling to, and be responsible for what goes on your body for god sakes... Puh.

When people borrow something, like your car, and feel the need to adjust every single fucking thing in it. You really don't need to mess with the sunroof, the radio presets (volume and on/off, stop there). And the side mirrors....those things once set cover a large portion of visibility how in the hell do you manage to make it so you can't see a single thing in it and manage to safely drive down the road?


People who bark/yell/scream at other people's dogs trying to get them to be quiet and just making it worse. Who also don't seem to understand that the dog is barking at their dumb ass because they are acting weird and it would STFU if they would ignore it and move on.

People who insist on getting into an already crowded elevator, despite every single person needing to get into uncomfortable proximity to each other to accomplish this. Wait for the next elevator prick.

People who walk onto elevators before actually looking if there is someone trying to get out. This goes in with the above one, they just make shit more difficult. You want on the elevator, great I understand. Wait for people to get the fuck out of it instead of making me feel like you're trying to pickpocket me with the all the bumping and shoving. This one is a real big peeve of mine. Along with people who don't seem to understand how doorways work and that you should move out of the way so other people can go in and out without risk of bashing you or your kid in the head with the door handle.

People who walk on the wrong side of the aisle for the direction they are going. This goes for anything...buffet bars, roads, sidewalks.....etc. There's a traffic flow, get into it...fighting it just makes everything take longer.

Grocery stores, when two people stop with their carts right next to each other and block everyone else. Especially when they don't seem to notice they are doing it, even though people say excuse me......and they just step to the side half a step like that's going to fix it. Add on to this, what is the deal with people not understanding that walking right next to the aisle entrance and exits makes it really f-in hard to see you? If you're going to do this you need to watch for people trying to get out of the aisles if you don't want to get bashed with a cart because they think it's clear since you're hiding behind the 6 foot stack of dog food.

People who wait for parking spots that are about 10 seconds walk closer than the next available spot. Instead of just parking and getting on with their day. Full parking lot? Sure, wait for a spot. Can SEE a empty spot 2 car lengths down? Park there asshole instead of snarling up traffic because you just have to have the 15 foot closer to the door spot.

Old people driving who are clearly not safe to be driving. You'll see this during working hours at doctors offices and hospitals. I understand the need for them to be able to get to the doc, but I'd rather not get ran over because someone won't take grandma or grandpa's license away because it would inconvenience them. Used to get allergy shots, I about got ran over twice on foot, backed over countless times (because they can't turn their heads to look and just back out blind...and fast), and hit trying to exit the place in my vehicle (short turns because they just don't have time to stop and make a proper turn). And I only had to walk a couple hundred feet to my vehicle and the door each way. Was dangerous just getting near the doors due to all the people dropping off or picking up. One guy even yelled at me because him doing 30-40 miles an hour in a small half filled parking lot seemed perfectly acceptable to him and walking to my car along the edge of the parking row was highly inappropriate to him since he needed it all to turn his car at those speeds.

Could go on and on. But clearly people who ignore social niceties or make nuisances of themselves really bug me. Little dumb things like that can just set the mood for a lot of your day, being a prick in a lot of these cases is not actually making things go faster...more often they slow it down and just piss everyone off. No benefit at all to anyone and yet it happens all the time.

Doonesbury always has quotes on its website. Following are things heard a Rmoney fundraiser:

"Is there a V.I.P. entrance? We are V.I.P."
-- guest at a Romney event in the Hamptons

"Tell them who's on your yacht this weekend! Tell him!"
-- Carol Simmons, a guest at a Romney Hamptons fundraiser

"Obama's a socialist."
-- Ted Conklin, speaking from his gold Mercedes outside a Romney Hamptons fundraiser

"I don't think the common person is getting it. Nobody understands why Obama is hurting them."
-- guest at a Romeny Hamptons fundraiser, speaking from her Range Rover

>> ^bareboards2:
Hey, boise! Thanks for feting me!
http://happy.videosift.com/video/Not-your-father-s-Drummer-Boy
My very first video. I still love it. It's naughty. The music is great. The visuals are sumptuous. It promotes safe sex.
What else might a modern woman want in a first ever post on Videosift?
Thanks so much, guys. This is terrific.


That was an awesome first video and what a way to make an entrance!! I admire you so much. I guess you already know that you're one of my favorite sifters and that I think you're a wonderful person! HUGE congratulations my friend!!

This is in Las Vegas, Nevada, specifically, Caesars Forum Shops Northern Entrance. There are a lot of out-of-work people that create various costumes and prance around the sidewalks for tips, some offer dance shows (street dancing) while some just stand there as still as possible, 2 of my favorites are: Freddy Kruger and the iconic man from Monopoly (supposedly in pewter).

>> ^Trancecoach:

exactly -- that NEVER happens in Disney World.. This must be EuroDisney or some shit.>> ^Shepppard:
Where is this that the mickey mouse is allowed to just take his head off and sit there?

>> ^Mauru:

My question then: can anybody provide a video/image-link to a "proper" super-hero landing?
Let's say the conditions are as follows:
A) you need to be mobile afterwards
B) you are holding a potentially breakable/stabby/shooty device
OPTIONAL C) You are jumping/falling from a certain height
Try to give conditions for that landing to succeed for bonus points. Let's also say bonus points for style.
I immediately get a image of parcour-style stuff...

I dont have evidence from a movie or w/e, but a good landing should look something like this: http://www.monkeysee.com/play/11426-parkour-landing-and-rolling


The idea is you want you legs to absorb some of the force, but also transfer some into the roll. You want to distribute the energy of the fall over the longest period of time (or space - see http://www.ehow.com/video_2360720_break-fall-jujutsu.html). I think the reason the 3 point landing is so bad is also the reason it "looks cool" - its a big impact entrance, it dents the pavement and creates a little shockwave. Unfortunately in real life all reactions have equal and opposite reactions...

Vomitorium = entrance way to parthenon type stadium, not an actual place where people gorge themselves on food until they vomit!

Silly Kaiser, using vomitorium in the wrong context