i cant imagine johnny depp in it.
eventhough it is dark and funny.
hes just not brooding enough to play a demon.
and hes not light enough to play an angel.
and hes too old to play the antichrist.
and its not like he could have a minor role.

i just had a flash of angelina jolie being cast as war. not that i hate her on principle or anything, id just rather see someone a little purer.

why the hell am i casting a movie, which i doubt hollywood even has any intention of making right now, in my head?

thanks for getting me off on a pointless tangent @budzos

/me sleep

The best thing that could happen to the boy is for him to be emancipated from them as soon as he's about 15 (assuming he can prove he can take care of himself better than his parents, which proving should be a cakewalk now). IIRC, the Heenes were homeschooling their brood, so at least he doesn't have to atone for his part in this on the playground (and kids can be very cruel). If the kid doesn't try to change his name as soon as he's able to, it would surprise me.

>> ^schmawy:
Jesse, I plan on trying to rent Reykjavik 101, I love the idea of an Icelandic slacker film. Tell me, have you ever seen Nói albínói?

No, I haven't seen that movie, but it does look good. I'll have to look out for it. I loved Reykjavik 101. Scandi films have a unique feel to them, I find. Reykjavik 101 is a good example that not all Scandinavian films have to be dark and brooding. I'd also suggest I am Curious (yellow and blue) from Sweden.

Sigh, I wish her and her wretched brood would just disappear already.

(I must admit that I'm only commenting because it gives me an excuse to use one of my favorite phrases... wretched brood... just rolls off the tongue)

Personally I put down the fucking razor, grab an lit branch and - go outside and burn down some bushes. Wearing nothing by my man furr coat; even though its snowing. Cos im a fucking man. Then I take my axe, and fell a mother fucking tree. Actually no, I fell 100 in one hairy swipe. And then I bind 100 felled trees using a series of tight as fuck trukie knots, and errect a 80m high monolith, which I sit upon and brood.

I can appreciate this to a great extent but somehow I feel like upvoting this would betray the darkly brooding chauvinistic nerd within. I'm torn.

Eff you. Eff you and your whole wretched brood.

(I really just wanted to use the term "wretched brood")

Good Sir Cat,

Due to your seriousness, I managed to have been awarded with a Bronze Star. On my Birthday, no less!

Serious Blessing Upon Thee and Thy Brood,

Lord Pepperbottom Von Woodcat and Vairetube.

*googles james franco*

Harry Osborn! well he definitely knows how to play brooding, but he looks much too wholesome, i think... Crake would need to be skinnier, more asbergers-y, imho, compound-raised, chemically tranquilized... Dexter minus 10 years?

for snowman, I think it should be someone with an atmosphere of potential greatness, but fragile, and a wide range of looks, like a groomed ad-industry chameleon who loses his sense of self with the apocalypse, and devolves into a bearded hermit. Adrien Brody minus 10 years?

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I think I pictured James Franco as Crake for some reason. And me for Snowman - seriously look at that bearded under-achiever visage in my profile. You could paint some children blue for the crakers.

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I think I pictured James Franco as Crake for some reason. And me for Snowman - seriously look at that bearded under-achiever visage in my profile. You could paint some children blue for the crakers.

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I'm not sure what to respond to that, having related so heavily to Crake... hmmm... i don't know who would make a good crake though... I suppose it would depend on who played Snowman. and Oryx (Shannyn Sossammon? except she doesn't act very well).

Also, the dancing, indigo-penised crakers would definitely never make it to film.

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He would make a good Crake. I'd love to see a movie version - even though they'd have a hard time doing it justice.

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Well I can never help relating to the young brooding villain.

Except if he's played by Hayden Christensen.

I'm not sure what to respond to that, having related so heavily to Crake... hmmm... i don't know who would make a good crake though... I suppose it would depend on who played Snowman. and Oryx (Shannyn Sossammon? except she doesn't act very well).

Also, the dancing, indigo-penised crakers would definitely never make it to film.

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He would make a good Crake. I'd love to see a movie version - even though they'd have a hard time doing it justice.

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Well I can never help relating to the young brooding villain.

Except if he's played by Hayden Christensen.

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He would make a good Crake. I'd love to see a movie version - even though they'd have a hard time doing it justice.

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Well I can never help relating to the young brooding villain.

Except if he's played by Hayden Christensen.

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Well I can never help relating to the young brooding villain.

Except if he's played by Hayden Christensen.

The movie was terrible, I think it oft got criticised for being too "gamey" which is a hoot, because the complete opposite is true, the game is about bidding your time, and much more dark and brooding, and much more intellectual for that mater, rather than "man who kills people, has heart of gold really, love interest" plot line.

I cant believe I forgot about that....

I shall now brood over it.

HAHA

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I can't honestly say. I feel primed.

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Turkey? Bird? Or country? If poultry I like good turkey, smoked.

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Turkey.