Thanks mang! I love me some pen-and-paper.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I always hated the mind flayers (Illithids). They had psionic powers, and using psionics was almost like a game within a game. And I hated them also because of their relation to the githyanki, who were just lame-o. (Almost everything in the Fiend Folio was lame-o).

So who's got a 20-sided die?

This is a shorter version of the song than most, but as far as choice of videos, it's the most interesting one to watch. Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreck_of_the_Old_97

http://www.blueridgeinstitute.org/ballads/old97song.html

No it does not, as I have the joy of Christmas in my heart. Where shall I send a certain cd single?

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
I appreciate terrible just as much as the next guy, but there's just something about Wham and George Michael in particular that makes me hate modern culture.

More importantly, does this mean I won't be getting a christmas present this year?

In reply to this comment by kymbos:
What saddens me is that you understand its place, and yet completely miss its significance. The combination of George Michael, 80s pop-ballad, Andrew Ridgley's hair, and Christmas tunes, takes Last Christmas into a different echelon of terrible that justifies its existence. Not so much 'so bad it's good' - I do not overstep - but moreso 'so bad it has earned its place' in music history. Very few manufactured pop tunes have achieved this status, and you have, through shortsighted ignorance and far-too-simplistic logic, downvoted one such tune.

Andrew Ridgley sheds a single tear for you on Christmas Day.

I appreciate terrible just as much as the next guy, but there's just something about Wham and George Michael in particular that makes me hate modern culture.

More importantly, does this mean I won't be getting a christmas present this year?

In reply to this comment by kymbos:
What saddens me is that you understand its place, and yet completely miss its significance. The combination of George Michael, 80s pop-ballad, Andrew Ridgley's hair, and Christmas tunes, takes Last Christmas into a different echelon of terrible that justifies its existence. Not so much 'so bad it's good' - I do not overstep - but moreso 'so bad it has earned its place' in music history. Very few manufactured pop tunes have achieved this status, and you have, through shortsighted ignorance and far-too-simplistic logic, downvoted one such tune.

Andrew Ridgley sheds a single tear for you on Christmas Day.

What saddens me is that you understand its place, and yet completely miss its significance. The combination of George Michael, 80s pop-ballad, Andrew Ridgley's hair, and Christmas tunes, takes Last Christmas into a different echelon of terrible that justifies its existence. Not so much 'so bad it's good' - I do not overstep - but moreso 'so bad it has earned its place' in music history. Very few manufactured pop tunes have achieved this status, and you have, through shortsighted ignorance and far-too-simplistic logic, downvoted one such tune.

Andrew Ridgley sheds a single tear for you on Christmas Day.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
And I would do it again and again. Wham epitomises the worst of music, taste and society in general. No redeeming qualities...this is going on your permanent record

In reply to this comment by kymbos:
You... you (*choke*) voted down Wham!'s Last Christmas? Sweet Baby Jesus! Have you forgotten the true meaning of Christmas? May Santa have mercy on your soul, scrooge.

Thanks schmawy!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

This guy would be a total inspiration to that Douche Quadbike guy.

Yeah, she was so incredibly hot for about one album - then got a boy-haircut and started pumping out MOR ballads.

My life according to: Bob Dylan (duh)

Are you a male or female? Ballad Of A Thin Man

Describe yourself: Motorpsycho Nightmare

How do you feel? Sittin' On A Barbed Wire Fence

Describe where you currently live: Drifter's Escape

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Desolation Row

Your favorite form of transportation: From a Buick 6

Your best friend is: The Man In Me

You and your best friends are: Knockin' On Heaven's Door

What's the weather like? Shelter From The Storm

Favorite time of day: New Morning

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?: Man In The Long Black Coat

What is life to you: I Threw It All Away

Your current relationship: Lay Lady Lay

Your fear: You Ain't Goin' Nowhere

What is the best advice you have to give? It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry

Thought for the Day: I Shall Be Free

How I would like to die: Shooting Star

My soul's present condition: Forever Young

My motto: I'll Be Your Baby Tonight

>> ^cowboydan:
Zach Galifiankais as snowjob.

Give 'm the stick.
DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!

>> ^PHJF:
Dr. Mindbender looked like Buster Bluth...


TONY HALE! Hahaha Buster Bluth and Chuck Liddel as best friends =P

My pleasure, I actually didn't see it at first and posted a dupe of it (same embed and everything, I think siftbot has a problem with dupe checking the Funny or Die embeds). So I just had to promote yours when I realized I had posted the dupe

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
Thanks man. I can't believe that video needed two promotes to get into the top 15! I guess I should have titled it better.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*promote!

Thanks man. I can't believe that video needed two promotes to get into the top 15! I guess I should have titled it better.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*promote!

Your video, The Ballad of G.I. Joe, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Yeah, I just saw that, with the promote of http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Ballad-of-G-I-Joe on the front page.

Weird.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Too funny, that one was a dupe of: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Ballad-of-G-I-Joe

In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
*dupeof http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Ballad-of-G-I-Joe-1