>> ^gwiz665:

But... how could she afford 4 iPods!?


She made good friends with ronery amewikan businessman.

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

She's Cute. I'd poker face


I get it!

I thought this was going to be more informative. But I can see why an asian girl with a British accent wearing a bra and drawing on her belly can make it to the top sifts page. So go for it!

Mmmm, Asian girl in schoolgirl outfit. I'm in love.

>> ^Ornthoron:
quality art!
Make shure you watch in fullscreen.


You totally qualitied for the tentacle rape... as a 12 year old asian girl, I approve.

who would have thought it only took 20+ years, billions of dollars, and a small Asian girl to make windows 7 look good!

>> ^blackjackshellac:
Microsoft Windows is a cute little asian american girl. Somehow that makes sense.

Let's see Windows is an Asian girl...

- Can barely move because of ritualistic binding. Check
- Many of them are sold. Check
- Many models are scrapped. Check
- Exists in an environment with harsh, rigid rules. Check
- Windows love you long time. Nope

Pose 41 , Asian girl with a brick smashed into her skill.

Big Bill Clinton: "Don't thank me, ladies, it is I who thanks you (and Obama for sending Hillary to Zimbabwe). Our new video 2 Asian Girls, 1 XXX-President will premiere soon!"

"I didn't know anything about a rescue. All I heard was I'd get my own plane and a private audience with two young Asian girls."

"Hey Eric, what're you looking at?"
"Well you see, I searched for 'butt sex' and now I'm going to click 'similar images' for this one with the Asian girl."
"Wow Eric... That's... Unnatural..."

I might have bought this if she had a blindfold on. But she could easily have been looking in a mirror.

Props for her game collection though! And her strange style of holding the controller.

I think I must have grown out of my asian-girl worship. I don't drool over girls like this anymore.

You and DFT sort of remind me of me and my girlfriend...a white guy and an asian girl who are both internet nerds and like cute animals and great music, lol.

Hope things have been going well for you two, I haven't really been participating on the sift too much lately, though I've been watching videos (mostly the ones in eia, rocknroll, and videogames). School's got me really busy lately, and I just haven't seemed to run across a lot of stuff to post.

In reply to this comment by Issykitty:
Awww... thanks JAPR! I can't believe youdiejoe captured that moment! He's a damn good videographer, that Randy.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Holy crap DFT and IssyKitty make one good-looking couple.

>> ^HenningKO:
Dammit dammit dammit. Duckman only scooped me by a few hours!
[weep]
PS: I think "A Slip-n-Slide Made Out of Asians" is a funnier title. Feel free to use it.


Was thinking about plagiarizing it, but didn't want to step on anyone's toes. Too late to change it now, it's sifted. If I didn't have a thing for Asian girls, I never would have posted it in the first place.

Not all that great, but

i would plow that one asian girl on the left, cuuuuuuuteeeeeee