Which Was The Ugliest 1st Lady in U.S. Presidential History
By way of inspirational backdrop, I have always recognized an overtone of inbred in most of the first ladies from their photographs and wondered as to the whose and whys of their place beside the reason we give a fuck anyhow. Most from traceable stock, some have always struck me as downright mannish, which, given some of their husbands you can understand why there be not more than a few "suspected" carpet-climbers in the mix.
All we're aimin' at here is a consensus from gals 'n guys alike as to the most universally, un-comely of these pathetic wenches, lowly as their high estate seems yet caught in the turmoil of the parlance of their times....in LOVE!! (or otherwise promised to for whatever inbred reason) With a man whose destiny would guide or otherwise marginally distract, the people who would be the pawns of the next century and beyond!!
I have hand-selected eight from the category that I personally think, screams ugly and runs!
I have said it before and I'll say it again, Barbara Bush is hands-down, one mannish, hard-on-the-eyes woman!
Here's some pics:
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Abigail-Adams.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Rachel-Jackson.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Eliza-McCardle-Johnson-.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Julia-Dent-Grant.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Caroline-Harrison.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Ida-Saxton-McKinley.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Lady-Bird-Johnson.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/firstladiesus/ig/First-Ladies-Picture-Gallery/Barbara-Bush.htm
30 Comments
dystopianfuturetodayClassy.
chingalera>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Classy.
Ok so...We couldn't even include Frances Folsom, Grover Cleavland's squeeze, on accounta there's only this engraved rendering, of what appears to be some ugly from all the way across the room...But the engraver may have been drunk and she's really hot-in-the-face(looks like a pure-D spinner form the engraving).
http://0.tqn.com/d/womenshistory/1/0/u/I/cleveland_wedding.jpg
Did the 22nd president of the United States employ the use of an ugly sack??
*note to self-begin drinking earlier
kymbosYour mama.
FusionautIda
chingaleraToo bad there's only 8 slots-I count 4 fatales in the whole bunch.....
TheSluiceGateAre you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
chingaleraWhat is a poll anyway, if not the whim of the pollster and a few willing participants?>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
I'd do odds on the side that my mugs more comelier than yours-Care to slap a recent photo up against one a mine of yer self there, Sluicegate?? Recently shorn~
FusionautHe's just trying to get people interested in the election! Sheesh!>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
chingalera>> ^Fusionaut:
He's just trying to get people interested in the election! Sheesh!>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
Nah dude-Trying to get folks head out of their own assess regarding the election by calling attention to the haggditude of certain women of dubious distinction. The current president's wife did not make the list because there are only eight cretin-slots available and the maybe president-elect's wife is of the Stepford persuasion, if ya know what I mean....Ladybird planted flowers on state highways to deal with her repressed bullshit, I could give a fiddler's fistfuck about any so-called election...This is about ugly wenches married to influential and possibly indiscriminate assholes.
chingaleraSheeeeesh!
chingalera>> ^Fusionaut:
Ida
Ida is by far, the winner of the "young boy in a dress" look category.
chilaxeWhy is there no option for "The creator of this poll is an unbelievable caveman."
It would be the most-voted option.
Try not to be an advocate for humankind's worst instincts
kymbosChilaxe, that's a bit unfair.
I believe he's a caveman.
chingalera>> ^chilaxe:
Why is there no option for "The creator of this poll is an unbelievable caveman."
It would be the most-voted option.
Try not to be an advocate for humankind's worst instincts
....because it's about ugly 1st ladies.
Once again, for the cheap seats. One of mankind's worst instincts as evidenced in denial of her obvious irony.
xxovercastxxI voted for Jackson but she technically doesn't qualify since she was never First Lady.
antSiftbot.
chingalera>> ^xxovercastxx:
I voted for Jackson but she technically doesn't qualify since she was never First Lady.
Wha?? Rachel Jackson (Donelson) Marie to Andrew until her death..second husband-I should take her off the list cause history say she was a real looker before some hack did the portrait in the link above...
FantomasWhoa, Louisa Adams was a total FLILF.
TheSluiceGate>> ^chingalera:
What is a poll anyway, if not the whim of the pollster and a few willing participants?>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
I'd do odds on the side that my mugs more comelier than yours-Care to slap a recent photo up against one a mine of yer self there, Sluicegate?? Recently shorn~
Donald Trump has taught you everything he knows I see....
direpickleWhat the fuck?
siftbot>> ^ant:
Siftbot.
How wude.
ant>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Are you fucking kidding me. How about a poll for "Ugliest Gold Star Videosifter"?
That would be me.
xxovercastxx>> ^chingalera:
>> ^xxovercastxx:
I voted for Jackson but she technically doesn't qualify since she was never First Lady.
Wha?? Rachel Jackson (Donelson) Marie to Andrew until her death..second husband-I should take her off the list cause history say she was a real looker before some hack did the portrait in the link above...
She died 3 months before he took office.
chingaleraIda McKinley makes an adorable schoolboy in a dress. She looks like she hadda proclivity for energized banter.....Bet she talked really fast! I need to take her off the ugly list. Hell, look to long at Jackie O's face(one of the MOST photographed) and it starts to turn creepy.
No plain-jane girl-next-doors in this bunch-A few come close though, most could gain employ as dock workers with little or no disguise save men's garments
dotdudeMore comments than poll votes . . .
probieThe only First Lady I'd even consider would be talking about a whole other missile crisis, if you know what I mean.
FletchThis place is turning into VideoSniff and could use a booster now and then. I bet I know who got the placebos.
silvercordNice
trollpoll. Heh.
critical_dhttp://i.imgur.com/x9vTo.jpg
siftbotVoting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting Barbara Bush.
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