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36 Comments
Which of these will not fit in your uncle's ass?
(El Salvador)
What I like!
(Turtles)
Sorry, your answer has to be in the form of a question.
*fail
What do I like?
(Not SlipperyPete!)
I hoped "Khaaaan!" would be an option, but it wasn't and therefore I took the next best thing:
What did Kirk shout?
Stapler!
Do I forsee a tight fight between turtles and bacon?
Is perhaps turtle bacon the answer??
What can you take from me that will cause me to burn the building down?
MY RED SWINGLINE STAPLER!
>> ^gwiz665:
Is perhaps turtle bacon the answer??
You wouldn't be the first to go mad over this lucrative combination.
Did Elvis'es bacon and turtle sandwich cause him to mail a stapler to El Salvador??
(should be obvious)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
(El Salvador)
I also own a Red Swingline Stapler, and people always steal it!!!
oh and to fit into slippery's criteria, Why do they steal my stapler!??!?!
How is bacon not winning? What's wrong with you people??
What tastes delicious?
(Elvis)
no wait bacon!
>> ^thegrimsleeper:
What tastes delicious?
(Elvis)
no wait bacon!
They're both Fat, Salty, Sweaty and Dead!
Which one tastes best with scrambled eggs and orange juice for breakfast?
(Turtles)
With, Sarzy on this one...bacon hands down.
wat is het engelse woord voor schildpadden?
(turtles)
What am I making the moves on?
(Bacon)
What is good for me?
Hint: not cheese in a can...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bacon-Bacon-I-like-Bacon
I hate it when you go into an office and you don't have your own stapler. I cannot function without my own stapler. And those plastic pockets for papers. Please vote stapler!
Maybe a Stapler.. made of turtle bacon.. used by Elvis in El Salvador!
Bacon ftw. Suck it Elvis.
^
I'm pretty sure Elvis sucking on bacon was one factor in his downfall.
OMG!!! Bacon and Turtles are in a close 9 lead, with Stapler coming in with 8 from the rear!
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!
I was saving my vote to tie it up!
Bacon! Because everything's better with bacon on/in it!
ohhh el salvaaadoorrr
To those who selected turtles, I pose the following question:
Which is better, bacon with a turtle on it or a turtle with bacon on it?
Thing about it and I believe you will see the error of your ways.
I thonged about it. I still like turtles.
Do turtles have their own liqeur?
I thought not.
Hrm, now I want vodka-flavoured bacon.
Bacon, because there is no Crocodiles option.
What zombies like.
It seems Bacon won. Been that way for a few days.
I would expect dag to enforce this poll, as the will of the community!
Voting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting Bacon!.
So it is written.
Dag - where do I take a number for my free rashers?
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