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Better yet burdturgler, why don't you snuggle up with me and help me figure out how to close my account since that is obviously another one of the many fine usability considerations of this crap website?

Because reading is hard when you're all on your own and having the rules presented to you before you submit a video is just not enough, maybe I'll come over with a nice box of wine tonight and we can snuggle up and share the FAQ together.
Sound good?