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kronosposeidon says...

De rien. I'm glad that I could play a small role in getting you to silver. You post good stuff, so you earned my votes. Keep up the good work.

Monsieur Jeremy aussi appreciates your recognition. (Don't ask me to actually speak French. The italicized words are all I remember from French class. )

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
Haha ! I've check your profile and saw the R.Jeremy picture Simply awesome.

BTW, Thank you for your support. I've seen you around my sifts and I'm grateful as I've just got my silver star with this particular sift

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ron Jeremy's finest performance since "Splendor In The Ass".

MINK says...

heh... no i meant other people think it is rude to downvote. i don't.

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
I've not thought you were rude here. Especially due to the fact that this video "really" sucks. I've just replied to a request from a sifter, and never expected it could go through the sift

But again, I really appreciate the fact that you've justified your downvote.

In reply to this comment by MINK:
no it's just i am prepared to actually use my downvote and other people think it's rude or something.

here's 148 pages of videos i have upvoted:
http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK/votedup

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
As far as I've seen, MINK = downvote.
But thank you for having given reasons. Downvoters should at least do that.

In reply to this comment by MINK:
downvote for these reasons:

1) It shouldn't be such a freakout that there's more than one language in the world.
2) It was boring.
3) Dubbing is the work of the devil. Subtitles ftw.
4) Disappointing breasts.

MINK says...

no it's just i am prepared to actually use my downvote and other people think it's rude or something.

here's 148 pages of videos i have upvoted:
http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK/votedup

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
As far as I've seen, MINK = downvote.
But thank you for having given reasons. Downvoters should at least do that.

In reply to this comment by MINK:
downvote for these reasons:

1) It shouldn't be such a freakout that there's more than one language in the world.
2) It was boring.
3) Dubbing is the work of the devil. Subtitles ftw.
4) Disappointing breasts.

CaptWillard says...

I see you threw your hat back into the ring. Well good for you! You can count on my support.

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
Thx for the support Captain ! I've tried to post some stuff, but they don't seem to be catchy enough plus I've forgot to requeue some of them. Check my discarded posts

In reply to this comment by CaptWillard:
Dude, I know you ain't dead because I still see your vote occasionally, so queue some shit up! You post some good stuff, so keep 'em coming!

MarineGunrock says...

Oh, I know it's not meant to be a comedy, I just laughed so hard at that one white guy who wishes he was black.

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
As it wasn't meant to be a comedy, i've just tagged it "terrible". Btw, thank you, this make my new eve

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
When did death metal move into rap? God, this is so awful that I want to downvote so bad, but if I label it as *comedy, then it's worthy of an upvote!

MarineGunrock says...

Go ahead. It's just vote pimpage!

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
My reference for this kind of nonsense is the film called "Swordfish", with John Travolta and Hugh Jackman (and optionally Hale Berry). I've not resisted to sift some scene of this jewel of nerd-fest ( **removed sift url** ).

It's huge

(Note : Is putting a link to one of my own sift is considered as self-linking ? BTW, I've removed the URL leading to my sift, even if i'm not the one who posted it on youtube ... Oh man ... I get confused. It's time to go to bed ...)

kronosposeidon says...

Thanks, bakalex! I owe you big time. If you want me to save a video of yours some time, just let me know.

In reply to this comment by Bakalex:
Ok. Here it is. It's a simple translation, not an adaptation to english language. So, don't expect me to do it well or with rime.

"To start my pretty day well,
and to wake up,
Me, I've took a coffee.

An 'Arabica', dark and tasty.
I put my trench coat on.
Here I am. I can go.

'Where are you going ?'
says my loving one,
'Let's take a coffee, I've just woke up'
(In fact, she says 'Kawa', a french slang word for coffee)

As I was not late, and being obliged,
I go backward,
And take a coffee.

At quarter to eight, I must admit,
The offices are empty,
We can be bored.

But I stay calm, I'm able to adapt,
Before they (my coworkers) arrive,
I've the time to take coffee.

The day is running, Everybody can work,
at least up to the time
of the coffee break.

My secretary comes in : 'It's tough, As you like it'
Damn, I've just take one,
But as it has been done ...

A business lunch, near "Le sentier",
There's a beautiful (superb) weather,
But I feel anxious.
('Le Sentier' is a set of Paris streets, known to be the place of some rich shops, business center etc.)

My coworkers laugh : 'You're the guy Renée !,
Take a good cigar !',
and a good coffee.

As the day is over, my coworkers are tired,
they call a taxi,
But I just want to jump.
(Here, the singer starts to be hysteric)

I walk across the whole Paris, I see a bar,
(Dunno the slang for 'bar' or 'pub', as the song says 'troquet' in french)
I ask for a 'deca',
(Dunno if it's the same for you, but here, 'Deca' is slang for 'Decaffeinated coffee')
But with caffeine.

(Co-workers choral)

(He goes mental by know)

As I arrive to my office, My secretary says :
'You're a little late,
I've been worried'.

I throw here through the window, she means it !
Well, I must go home,
But before, A Coffee !

As I walk to subway, Someone attacks me :
An old woman asks me 'What time is it please ?'
I rip her head off, and push her on the tracks,
I come back to my place and make a
'guess-what'.

'Daddy ! My daddy ! In school I am the best !'
WHAT WHAT ? WHY DO YOU PISS ME OFF ?
WHAT A FUCKING DUMB CHILD ! HE'S GOING TO CRY !
I lock me in the kitchen,
Just to make a coffee !

By now, it's been some days I've locked myself,
Alone in my kitchen,
And I drink coffee.

It should be good to sleep, the cops will catch me.
So I nail the door,
and I take more coffee.
(... 'nail the door' ? Is that the right expression ? But at least, it's what it means.)

(Choral)

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