It's the middle of summer...I didn't know there was a bug going around.  Evidently there is and it found my girlfriend...then me.  I knew I shoulda thrown that skeezer outside for the duration of her illness.

What? Don't look at me like that...I would've built her a tent or something.

Anyhow I think I am going to try and wash it out from the inside with some good ol' fashioned 80 proof somethin'-or-rather.  Don't worry, I'll make sure orange juice is included.

If I die though, blankfist can have my account as long as he turns it into a zombie account, only posting on full moons.