Step 8 was more insightful than I was expecting.

Interesting. I don't think I disagree with any of this...

and it sure beats the bible...

Right... Rub it in.

Is this what they teach in Scientology?

so the message is:
i crap bigger than you.

the female who thinks youre all retarded approves.

is it wrong if i send this to the 32 year old warhammer playing socially inept outcast thats currently trying to and failing at fucking me?

Yes, so wrong you should fuck him to make up for it.

I used to play warhammer, but then I figured I could actually use my time on something productive... so I started to play world of warcraft.

So, yeah, now I stopped playing WoW and got myself a job. I'm all 4chan wants in a man.

Which one?

>> ^peggedbea:
is it wrong if i send this to the 32 year old warhammer playing socially inept outcast thats currently trying to and failing at fucking me?

actually has a lot of christian teaching in here as sucking = sinning.

I LOL'D so hard LOL LOL LOL

This is many kinds of awesome all happening at once!

muahaha. very good

Wow. Just... wow.

>> ^peggedbea:
is it wrong if i send this to the 32 year old warhammer playing socially inept outcast thats currently trying to and failing at fucking me?


Exactly how is he failing at fucking you? I mean, are we talking figuratively in that he's trying to get in your pants, or are we talking literally in that you are naked, he's on top of you, and something goes horribly horribly wrong?

>> ^peggedbea:
is it wrong if i send this to the 32 year old warhammer playing socially inept outcast thats currently trying to and failing at fucking me?

a dick's a dick, toots.

at least that's what I have to tell myself to get through the day...

>> ^marinara:
actually has a lot of christian teaching in here as sucking = sinning.

Well I'm glad those Christians could put their finger on that and enlighten us all

I just applied for a second (real) job. Love me, bitches! LOVE ME!

I'm already up to number 8... and i checked off 19 things from the list in number 6.

Wow this really IS better than the Bible. Fuckin right!

Personality and positive thinking will only get you so far. After that... you will need a really big dong.