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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
What did the one continental plate say to the next after the earthquake?
Not my fault.
What did the one continental plate say to the next after the earthquake?
Not my fault.
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dystopianfuturetodayWorking on your stand up routine?
JiggaJonsonWhat's the difference between a Jelly and a Jam?
The difference is I can't "jelly" my fist up your asshole.
Barseps(Q)....How do you stop a paedophile from spitting??
(A)....Tell the guard to drop the voltage on the electric chair.
DerHasisttot(Q)....How do you stop a black criminal/Mexican criminal/gay criminal/male criminal/female criminal/jewish criminal/christian criminal/islamic criminal/atheist criminal/Nazi criminal/communist criminal/statist criminal/libertarian criminal/paedophilic criminal/hypothetical criminal with the nickname Barseps from spitting??
(A)....Tell the guard to drop the voltage on the electric chair.
berticusHow do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
BarsepsI went to the library today & asked for a book on suicide
The librarian said "No......You won't bring it back"
GallowflakLibertarianism.
FusionautWhere does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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