Pull my finger.

...that's not my finger.

...that's not my belly button.

"It was a terwible storm! The boat WOKED and WOKED, UP ONE WAVE and DOWN DE UDHER"

rape

Stop rape now. Start saying yes.

I think you should name the baby Rottenseed Siftbot, III Esq.


you know...after the 2 possible fathers of the baby.

"Hey, (insert woman's name here:____ ) ! You got such a glow to you! When are you due?"

(Lesson=also never mess with a not pregnant woman about them being pregnant. It's just not a good idea.)

Incidently, Congratulations Laura. I wanna see baby pics! Lemme know if ya need anything that I can actually do, ok?
*HUG*

What's black and white and red all over?

A baby covered in semen and blood, charred in a house fire while reading a newspaper. Wait, is that the right punchline? I may be mixing jokes.

I told my boyfriend since I got to rub my genitals all over the baby, it was only fair for him to get the same chance.

does he get to try while its still inside you?

"Oh, you're having a baby! I just thought you were fat."

"We're adopting..."

That baby's gonna be so twisted..
>> ^UsesProzac:
I told my boyfriend since I got to rub my genitals all over the baby, it was only fair for him to get the same chance.

"When is the best time to have sex with a pregnant woman?"

"When the baby's mouth is open."


I'll be here all night, ladies and germs.

Congrats to you Laura.