Crysis = teh suck. Worst release ever.

Worst. Game release. EVER.

Words can not even begin to describe how much of a pile of shit this game is. I've looked forward to this game for months. It was supposed to change the way we see games. And for me it did. I will now never buy a game upon release for fear of being stuck with the world's biggest pile of shit.

AAhhh, Crysis... Worst fucking release ever. When it works, it works great. It's a masterpiece. But it never works.
Nothing but trouble ALL day. I've had to call Tech Support six times already.
The first time I started the game, it rendered my cursor 300 pixels right and 100 pixels down of where it was reading it - in other words, if I wanted to click a menu button, I had to move my cursor over two inches and down one.

Second: While playing the game, the performance suddenly drops to about 5 frames per second. Dropping my graphics to nil does nothing to solve. Restart the game, graphics to High, works fine again(for now).

Third: changing anti-aliasing automatically causes the game to crash. Every time.

Fourth: While playing, I turn around to find my arms floating in mid-air. It was as if I was staring at myself, only all I could see were my arms. I saved it and restarted the game.

Fifth: Upon loading the game again, it places me inside a tank. It was as if I had used no clip to walk through it's side, then turned clipping on again. I was stuck. Couldn't move at all. So I reloaded my save.

Sixth: Upon reloading, it places me about 100 feet in the air, and of course I fall to my death.

Seventh: I reload again to find myself on top of the tank. I jump off, go around a wall, and all the sudden I get strange colored triangles all over my screen. Nothing I do gets rid of them, so I close the game. Well, Crysis sucks so bad, it kept those triangles on my desktop. Here's a screen shot for you: http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f329/marinegunrock/Untitled.jpg.

Eighth: The game starts stuttering EVERY sound it produces. Even a restart doesn't solve it.

Ninth: I've now come to a part in the game where it starts to lag. Yes, a single player game is lagging. How the fuck is that even possible? I press the forward key only to find that when I move forward ten feet, I move back five, teleport forward 20, and end up in front of the business end of a North Korean rifle.

In one of my calls to them, just to let them know how fucked up the game is, I had a guy tell me he found my problem. "Great!" I said to myself. "What is it?"
And here's how it went down. (This is about to get all Verizon .002cents =.002 dollars)
TS: "Well, after looking at the minimum requirements for this game, I've found that your processor doesn't meet them.
MG: "Ummm... what?"
TS: "Well, the minimum requirement is a 3.6GHz processor and your's is only 2.4GHz"
MG: "Yes, I have a Core 2 Duo at 2.4GHz, which far surpasses the requirements."
TS: "No, sir, you need a 3.6GHz"
MG: "Sir, that 3.6 is for the older generation of Intel processors, the Pentium 4s. What you're telling me is that I need a 3.6GHz processor with two cores, which would cost thousands of dollars."
TS: "Well, you need a better processor."
MG: "What you're telling me is wrong. Please connect me to your supervisor."


So after some startled stuttering, he did. When I got a hold of him, I told him what I had just discussed and that he needs to "school his techs in what the differences of generations of processors are."
Then he told me to send in my DxDiag information, which I had already done several times. I then asked for his work email address so I could send it straight to him. And more lovely dialog occurred.

TS: "Well, sir, we don't have a personal email account from work."
MG: "I find that hard to believe. You mean to tell me that employees at your company don't have individual email accounts? Especially supervisors? It would have been one thing for you to say that you're not allowed to give it out, but to say you don't have one is hard to believe."
TS: "...Well, we can't give it out."
MG: "So you DID lie to me? That's unacceptable. Please connect me to your supervisor."
TS: "Err, umm, uhh, they probably won't be there."
MG: "I don't care. Try it."

From there, I talked to his supervisor and told him what happened with the last two people, and what my problems are. Of course, there's still no solution to my problems.
Even dropping ALL options to minimum doesn't resolve them.
And since you don't know, here are my system specs (the ones that matter):
Intel Core 2 Duo E6600 2.4GHz processor
4GB RAM
GeForce 8800GTS TDH with 640MB of RAM
So I should be MORE than able to play this game.

In short, don't buy this fucking game.
How the hell did this game make it out of beta?
thesnipe says...

That's f*cking horrible, poor excuse for a game and for tech support. I was going to umm, "acquire" this game to try it out but I think I'll save my time and bandwidth. This is another disappointment to me especially after Gears of War let me down as well. I hope you can get your money back.

I'm going back to COD.

Sarzy says...

Wow, that sucks that you went through all that crap, but in the game's defense, if you can get it to work properly it's actually really great. I've been playing it for a couple of days now without any problems and it's pretty much everything I had hoped it would be (and oddly enough, my specs are pretty much identical to yours).

MarineGunrock says...

Yeah, but Sarzy - do you have XP or Shista? I heard it's simply Shitsta that makes the game blow donkey dick.
Also, when it does work, you're right. It's absolutely breath-taking. But I've actually had less play time than game-works-shitty play time.

Deano says...

This is why many years ago I decided that PC gaming was not for me. Editing config files and fiddling with RAM to get something going was less appealing than buying a console. You shouldn't have to go through crap like that to play a game.

AnimalsForCrackers says...

Agree on gaming accessibility. Some people enjoy that technical side of it though. Building your own machine from the ground up is a beautiful feeling. I've been reading all sorts of reactions to Crysis in an effort to gauge whether or not it's worth it for me and it seems like some people are lucky enough to run it without a hitch and others have terrible experiences like the one MG so described. I still have XP and will not upgrade to Shista until I see actual reasons to, besides it eating crazy amounts of system resources and being an all around asshole. So glad to hear that these misgivings about Crysis tend to be tech-based so far...The game itself, gameplay good, yes?

MarineGunrock says...

Oh, when the game works, it's fucking amazing. Not just the graphics, but everything. The nano-suit adds a whole other dimension to gaming.
Also, I didn't call tech support for answers. I knew they wouldn't be able to give me any. I just called them because 1)I wanted to let them know that their game is FUCKED UP and 2)I wanted someone to yell at.
Like Animals said, I love messing with hardware. Even if it's just disassembling my computer just to clean the dust out, I get just as much enjoyment as the day I got the parts in the mail and put it all together.
Tomorrow I will be calling back and I plan on going up the chain of supervisors until I get to the V.P of EA games demanding a refund or a free copy of COD.

xxovercastxx says...

As of last night I've played Crysis on 3 different computers. One of them was a bit old to be running it, but I haven't seen a single technical problem. All 3 were running WinXP. The older one is an Athlon 64 with a Geforce 6xxx and 512MB RAM. The other two are Core 2 Duo E6600 with Geforce 8800GTS. One has 1GB RAM, the other 2GB.

If I were troubleshooting your issue, my gut tells me to test your RAM first. That's the only hardware problem I can think of that could cause such a bizarre array of problems. Even if your RAM is defect-free, I'd double check that it's proper spec for your motherboard... especially if you're using a "matched pair" setup.

My suspicion, however, is that your problem is with a device driver or Windows itself; either a Vista-specific issue, or one of those universal Windows-is-mucked-up issues that we all end up with eventually. Once I was confident the RAM was good, I'd go for the fresh install.

qruel says...

Dood, that really sucks, I'm sorry to hear it cause the game kicks ass. The editor is even more amazing!
I downloaded and installed the demo and it works great. here are my specs

2.4 pentium (old school)
1 gig of ram
radeon 9700 pro
win xp sp2

As I'm sure you've read people are getting better frame rates (and less troubles) out of Win Xp with DX9 (enhanced, check my vid) than Vista

marinara says...

I have to chime in here. Don't like EA games anymore. They have big budgets and big glaring frustrations for the player.


Why do I say this?

Why?

Toys from china were just great until a kid put them in his mouth and received mild lead poisoning.
EA games are great.... on paper.

Take the X-Box 360, it's obviously great... but not if you had a hardware failure.

This isn't the leading edge of next generation games, it's the BLEEDING Edge.... to cause frustration, misery and gnashing of teeth.

Marine Gunrocks experience went like this:
Tech support asks if he has the newest processor, and If he doesn't they aren't responsible.
They pass the buck.... and use the information and training they have to intimidate the user. All too familiar to any American consumer.

Gunrock, you might try underclocking yer vid card and see if that helps.

MarineGunrock says...

Look, it's not a hardware issue. At all. I can play BioShock at maximum settings and get smooth frame rates all day. And yes, my RAM is compatible with my MoBo. I made sure of that before I bought it. All other games- SupCom, C&C3, Bioshock, Oblivion(yeah, I know that one is older, but it's still used for benchmarking), Company of Heroes all run flawlessly. Just not this game. Like I said - when it does run, it runs great. If it were a hardware issue, it would be shitty 100% of the time, not just half. Also, I have the latest drivers for both audio and video. That was my first hope for a fix. Check out the EA forums. They're lighting up with complaints.

Gunter says...

I beat the game already and only had one crash in the 6 hours of playing it today. A bit short but definitely meets my expectations.

my specs.
Core 2 duo 2.4ghz
2 GB corsair XMS
Geforce 8800 GTX

Runs great although at times when certain smoke effects are going on it can get a little frame hiccuping every now and then depending on the density.

budzos says...

You sound like a noob! Don't be so self-righteous with tech support. It's a big company, they can't give their personal e-mails out to every ninny who has trouble following standard procedure.

From the screenshot you posted I'd say your video card is dying. Likely either the GPU or the video RAM is overheating. Try a different video card.

I don't have your kind of problems, but Crysis is the first game in a long time that has caused my computer to hang or reboot without warning. I'm thinking it might be pushing my power supply beyond limits. This is the only game that causes my video card coolers to spin up to maximum. I'm gonna put it aside until Crytek releases a patch and ATI releases a new video driver.

My specs:
X24400+ Oc'd 10% to 2.43ghz
4GB OCZ PC3200 400MHZ
X1950XTX CF Edition in Crossfire with X1900XTX
SB x-Fi Platinum
Dell 3007

gwiz665 says...

Sounds like driver issues, not game issues. The thing with the triangles (the screenshot) suggest that the game has very little to do with it, but either Vista or the drivers are screwing you over.

IT-support are people too, it does not help to be a dick to them.

And for the record, there have been waaaay worse releases than Crysis.

So an advice:
get newest drivers
use windows XP
start crysis
?
profit

MarineGunrock says...

Buzdos, I'm anything but a no0b. If it was an issue with heating, I would have had problems long ago. I have my card's fan set to spin at max the whole time. And how and I being self righteous? I talked to a guy that didn't know what he was doing, and then I talked to a guy the out right lied to me. If anyone is being a dick, it's them. And like I said earlier, I'm not the only one having these problems. Go check out the forums. I also have the newest drivers, and I only wish I had more money to drop on a copy of XP. Man, I hate Shitsta.

marinara says...

Gunrock to tech: "can I send you my DXDiag thru email?"
Tech to Gunrock: "Sorry, I don't have email."

LOL, It's so pathetic. So much a lie, but is the Tech really lying? Every second of his workday is already programmed by his supervisors. He doesn't have time to read email.

Yer on the way to the hospital.... and you ask the EMT to perform an appendectomy.... and he says, sorry, I don't have a knife.

budzos says...

The reason you sound like a noob is you can have so MANY different problems and still try and blame it all on the game. I don't have any of the problems you describe. My only problem is my video driver occcasionally resets itself, which interrupts play for about 30 seconds, and my computer has locked up a few times. Like most PC gamers with a clue, I accept that it's only been released for 72 hours, it's the most demanding game ever created, and there has not been a patch and no targeted video drivers yet. There are going to be some bugs, and spending an entire day making multiple calls to tech support expecting them to wave some magic wand to fix your clearly fucked up hardware just paints you as a clueless NOOB.

The guy probably "lied" to you because you were being self-righteous. Demanding his personal e-mail is like demanding his cell phone #. That address doesn't exist to serve you and he is not obliged to share it with you. Stepping outside of procedure like that creates huge inefficiencies when you're dealing with large call volumes. A lot of people who have to deal with the public learn to tell little white lies so as to avoid wasting time, and hearing undue sanctimony from the bleating morons who call up to dish some abuse. I'd love to do a quick poll of people who have worked in customer support and see who'd be willing to give a complainant their personal contact information, even if it's work-based.

You assume the most demanding game ever released is not causing heat problems just because your fans are on max at all times... well maybe you are wearing the damn fans out, maybe the stock cooler on your video card is not up to the task, etc. Like I said before, this is the only game that causes my video fans to spin up to maximum, so obviously it causes more heat due to rendering load than other games. I can play TF2, HL2, etc.. all day at 2560x1600 and the fans never spin up... play Crysis for 20 seconds at 1680X1050 and both cards have spun up to maximum...

Try a different video card. If you're broke, just buy a fast card on credit and return it after you've diagnosed the problem. I've experienced the problem in your screenshot, and some of the problems in your list before, and it was due to the video card hardware being basically borked. In one case the cooling fan stopped spinning, which caused heat damage due to overclocking, and in another there was a bad capacitor on the card. At any rate, there is just something about the tone of your post that really rubs me the wrong way.

gorgonheap says...

I don't usually buy new games until they've had time to get reviews and a patch. Anyone Remember Battlefield 2 when it first came out? Holy glitch that thing was messed up. Once the patch was released though, it turned out pretty decent. I still like it better then TF2.

MarineGunrock says...

It's all cool buzdos. I would have said hardware issues as well. I also would have tried a different card, but Walmart doesn't exactly carry high-end graphics cards. If there was a computer shop in town that I could just walk in and pick one up from I would. I talked to the TS again, and the guy told me (the 3rd level guy that I got to) said they've escalated my case to their "top tier" tech support for investigation. Apparently my case is the epitome of what is being reported as wrong with this game.
And just in case you were wondering, my GPU does heat up to about 10 degrees higher than when idle, but that should be expected.

MarineGunrock says...

The kind of podunk town that's in a podunk state where population is 1.3 million and the bigest city is 75,000 people. Sure, there's a few computer shops around, but I don't think they would have what I want.

ALSO: As soon as I entered the cave, my frame rates boosted up to normal, all on high settings, and even now after I've left the caves and boarded the carrier. So, hardware problem, or software problem? I'd definitely say the latter.

karaidl says...

Not necessarily... an enclosed area would have a much higher frame rate than an outside area. It has nothing to render in the background with a very short draw distance. Example - Oblivion.

gwiz665 says...

"As soon as I entered the cave, my frame rates boosted up to normal, all on high settings"
That's actually a lot like what Far Cry did back in yesteryear - basically it was two different games, outdoors and indoors. But that's solely because there is much less to render on the indoor stages - everthing behind the walls arn't touche by your videocard,as karaidl already said.

Krupo says...

I got a similar issue with a crazy-triangle screen while trying out Bioshock with my 8800GTS, but budzos is not automatically correct - it's a brand new card and after toggling one or two settings the problem didn't recur.

Or it could be something wonky in the hardware. Ah, the joys (and madness) of PC troubleshooting.

For some reason, Installshield (of all things!) went bork on me this summer. Something got corrupted and I couldn't install old games. Irritating as hell.

Oddly enough, I think it was the Bioshock installer which "fixed" Installshield for me. Good luck googling a solution like that for yourself.

Arsenault185 says...

First - Oblivion is not a work of art. Its a masterpiece.
Second, I have never worked in TS or Cs but believe me i have made PLENTY of calls to them. And yes, being a dick can get you FAR. So long as your polite and well spoken about it. Ill put it to you like this: Ive made people cry over the phone. Never once did i insult, yell, or berate the individual. But i got what i wanted. Yeah TS are people to. People who are there to draw a paycheck and could give two fucks if your happy.

And yes, i have gotten personal work emails from CS before. from the person that picked up the phone, nonetheless, not even a manager.

IF the game sucks that much ass, and THAT many people have issues with it, then product testing did not do their job, and i would demand a refund.

12862 says...

Iv'e read the entire posting list in here and offcourse the "fuck crysis" essay.

My english is not so super, so bare with me on the spelling and all. The problems you describe are not so strange. Youre Cpu is up for the job that i can confirm.

I got 2 Gamepcs running in my shop that consist of duo core cpu's 2,5ghz.
Furthermore i use ATI HIS 512mb Vidcards, Siam edition of windows is what is running on those systems. Purely ment for gaming purposes, Crysus works just great on those systems.

I can set MOST of the detail to high, if i set everything to max then it gets a bit on the slowside. So i've put some things in medium, i did not have the budget to create a "ultimate gamerspc" Seen the fact is have 6 pcs running for my customers

Furthermore we use 19inch Acer widescreen lcd panels, so we up in the higher resolutions. It works all just fine, i never ever had a problem so far with crysis and i know for a fact we dont have the slowest pc' s around but neither the fastest ones.

The long negative comment, i agree on mr marinara that you have serious hardware probs of software probs as in old drivers. Or just a incompatable vidcard for crysis.

And i do agree on the fact that the servicecenter is'nt like a magicwand. BUT on the other hand no servicecenter in the world has compotent ppl at the desk!
That i know for a fact. The put just young snotnoses behind those phones. As soon as it gets to complex the give you pure bullocks as respons.

Anyways, i love the game, i wish i could play it full detail. But this way still looks amazingly good. Only thing i got to say is, is that crysis tends to get boring, shoot and run, shoot and run.

But heeij its a game, i enjoy it few hours a day. Entertainment for the mind as it suppose to be.

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