I am loving being able to keep in touch with family and friends, but my twitter would not be complete without Christopher Walken who has - to put it lightly, cracked my shit up.

cwalken I claim to be frightened of horses but do so only to get out of attending parades. It's peculiar but has served me well. The horses get it.

cwalken I made a little pimp outfit and put it in the yard. The bluejay hasn't come back since. Some weird shit going on with the squirrels though.

cwalken A soldier on leave told me how much he admired me. Without really knowing me at all. We're alike that way. I hope to see him again too.

cwalken I spent $40.00 on a bag of food for a dog that eats extension cords. That's still probably cheaper than a bag of extension cords I suppose.