You Bastard Guy, You Kicked Meh Dog!

“Kerpal” phones up an Indian guy called Avtaar and begins an angry tirade about how the man’s daughter kicked his dog. Kerpal’s convincing Pakistani accent, feigned indignation and frequent pronouncements of “you know damn right” make this classic comedy.

Avtaar calls his daughter to the phone, and Kerpal squares off with her. Eventually the whole thing descends into what sounds like a shouting match at a bazaar. It’s hilarious stuff from start to finish. It’s pretty far from work-safe though, so don’t let your boss hear all the sub-continental swearing.
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Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.

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At my last job I swear to fucking god or space juice that Saul Rosenberg called me! It could not have been faked by someone else because it was so professionally done. I immediately recognized the voice and knew a joke was in the pipeline. He asked me if I could print a face on rubber. So you know, he could have his face on a rubber as his fucked someone in the ass. Haha. I mean I was laughing way ahead of the joke so he knew he failed from the start. I forget how it was delivered. I even said, "So long sweety *tits*" and hung up the phone.

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