Thats hilarious after all those animated expose's on the cops saying the only way to get promoted was to commit crimes.

First of all, eff Tony Baloney.

Secondly, I LOVE how much the last segué sounds just like all the fake segués used in The Onion's Today Now videos.

"Stay with us because up next we'll be telling you how to keep your risky teens from having sex by spreading nasty rumors about them."
"Still ahead here: Fox News reveals that #OCCUPY is being run by Acorn, even though last month Fox News revealed that Acorn doesn't exist any more."
"Coming up we'll show you how to previve cancer by removing your organs now!"

Reality imitating art, surely. Well done, Mr. Olbermann.

Go Keith!

Still listen to you every day, buddy.

Tony Baloney. Good dog! Good boy!

So, Officer Baloney, using pepper spray indiscriminately against men would have been ok? Fuck you.

>> ^Raveni:

Wow, so "promoted to borough command" = "fired" in NY. Interesting.


Not just New York, that's common practice in public sector all over the world. Oh and some religions too.

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