The Colbert report : Cheating Death - Colgate

Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze. Original Air Date June 20 2007.
spoco2says...

Bloody people looking for quick and effortless solutions to things.

Yeah, let's take something that makes you crap your pants and leak liquid poo rather than... oh, I don't know... eating better and exercising.

People who take this sort of deserve what they get really. (which apparently is really dirty underpants)


And reading their website it does indeed have those quotes:

I understand that if I take alli with a meal containing too much fat, I may get bowel changes known as treatment effects. The effects may include gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control. Why? Because alli prevents absorption of some of the fat, and undigested fat passes through the body

Don't you love how they call them 'treatment effects' so they can sanitize discussion of them to not make people feel ill.

I can't find the dark pants part, but I would imagine that's in one of the 'my stories' stories.

Scary stuff people will do.

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