Merry Christmas From the Family - Robert Earl Keene

I'm sifting nothing but white trash christmas videos until saturday.
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I don't miss being married, young, poor, and white trash very much, but I am sort of sad my kids were too young to remember christmas with their dads side of the family. They will never know the awesomeness of piling in the broken trucks and driving 30 minutes through the woods to uncle zac's house.... to the eat a christmas pig he shot and cooked inside of a trash can. theyll never watch their gramma take bong hits and then get sent into town to get pick her up some panty liners and virginia slims. great uncle 8-finger-james will never teach them how to widdle an assualt rifle out of the christmas tree. and theyll never get to watch 3 pregnant aunts ride a broken refrigerator down a hill or learn how to make a bomb out of old lawnmower batteries and blow up the aforementioned refrigerator. burning plastic xmas bonfire motherfuckers!!!

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