Tags for this video have been changed from 'Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Zach Galifianakis, hair, beard, moustache' to 'Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Zach Galifianakis, hair, beard, moustache, back, sack, crack' - edited by Issykitty

Very interesting. I will have to check it out when it's released.

I've maintained some form of facial hair since I was a freshman in High School (at that point it was ridiculously long/tall but sparse sideburns). I hate the way I look after a clean shave, and hate razor shaving in general, so the most I'll ever do is trim down to stubble with an electric trimmer.

Most of the time, I'm rocking the Abe Lincoln beard / Amish chinstrap (no trimming/shaving to make it artificially even, just natural varying height from jawline up the cheeks). I used to shave my moustache area with an electric razor, but I've gotten too lazy for even that so I now just trim it down to stubble when it gets ratty. I'd like to just go full-on and incorporate it into a full beard, but unfortunately my moustache still seems a bit sparse compared to my beard at 30 years old. I'll get there eventually I think.

Occasionally people will suggest/hint that they think I should shave, which I suppose is the 2010's equivalent of "get a haircut, and get a real job". But personally, I prefer the way I look with a beard and I hate the feeling and hassle of regular shaving, so it is an easy choice to ignore the naysayers and keep the beard going.

I'm amazed at how many guys say stuff like "doesn't it feel itchy to have a beard like that?" -- in my experience the answer is NO, not at all; the itchy part is between a fresh shave and stubble. So if I were to shave regularly, that would be every day, all the time. Screw that noise...

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This looks great. I'd like an answer to the question.

I don't think of myself as very manly - but I find a good solid beard and mustache compensates for that.

I'm being totally serious here - my facial hair makes me feel more manly, and just possibly, is a little intimidating to other males.

I've had a goatee since my early 20's. I'm actually interested to try the complete reverse of it; the 19th century lengthy mutton chop look, sans goatee and mustache, as I have a round face which would suit it. It'd also give me a good reason to go buy a top hat. Not for another 10-15 years though.

Steps to being manly:

1. Hair on chest

2. Hair on face

3. Hair on chest

The parts without Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, or Zach Galifianakis looked interesting.

The only reason why I have a beard is so that I'm not mistaken for a 15 year old...

...girl

From 3 days ago: Formal Sweatpants

>> ^rottenseed:

The only reason why I have a beard is so that I'm not mistaken for a 15 year old...
...girl


HAHA~!!! I was going to type nearly the exact same thing but without the awesomely funny
...follow up.

Hat's off to you good sir. May the comment upvote I gave satisfy you as much as this life will allow.