Here's another story from my misspent youth. Like every other heterosexual male alive on the planet in the '70s, I had a crush on Farrah Fawcett. So of course I wanted this poster. My mother, however, strictly forbade it, as Ms. Fawcett's nipples were simply too protuberant for a boy's moral fiber. So instead I had to settle for the one that looked similar to this picture of her from Logan's Run, except it was bigger and in color. I still stared at it for hours, but it wasn't the same as the famous nipply poster.

Why do moms try to oppress their sons' erections?

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