I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.

To me, the WTF part is that the AP sent a reporter to cover this non-story.

This is symtomatic of the demise of the newspaper industry.

Apparently any long U-shaped pattern that might vaguely resemble the long hair of the Mona Lisa or one of the filthy bums on my street means that Jesus is risen in your burnt-ass pastry.

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