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I think we all learned something valuable today.. and it's that 70% of women'll put almost anything in their mouths...

I've always used the 5-second-rule and my immune system is therefore better trained. I practically never get sick.

"... floors come in contact with the bottoms of our shoes ..." speak for yourself mister! You filthy Americans

Breakfast at McDonald's looks more disgusting to me than anything I've ever dropped on the floor. Screw any 2/3/5/10-second-rule. Just wipe off any dirt you see and eat it already.

As kids, we used to eat fistfuls of sand, kiss our slobbering pets and lick some of the most disgusting surfaces, yet a spec of dirt is supposed to stop me from eating my sandvich? And how are we ever going to survive the robot apocalpyse if not for our system of mighty organs?

That's why you shouldn't wear your shoes in the house.

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