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Dude, you're a dad!

submitted by kronosposeidon

1 decade 5 years 9 months ago

This one goes out to all of the Sift's middle-aged parents. My son isn't a teen yet, but many of my friends around my age have teen daughters, and sometimes I have to slap myself when impure thoughts cross my mind.

13 Comments

Nice post.

I'm not a dad, but sometimes I need to remind myself that I'm not 17, either.

I bet I know what part of you that's slapped around...

And I'm totally 17, no matter what your "calendars" say.. *fingers in ears* lah lah lah, can't hear you...lah lah!

"17" and a narcissist? The ladies must love you like a fat kid loves licking the crumbs off his shirt after devouring the entire birthday cake at his little brother's 7th birthday party.

>> ^gwiz665:
And I'm totally 17, no matter what your "calendars" say.. fingers in ears lah lah lah, can't hear you...lah lah!

Thank God my taste in women matured at the same, normal rate I did. Those girls in that ad look "undercooked" to me. I look at women more than 10 years younger me and go "meh."

pmkierst says...

Indeed.

I have a g/f more then 10 yrs younger then me (I'm an old fart, what of it). I most certainly do not go meh.

Theses ones, however, are young enough to twinge the guilt reflex.

Thinker247: I'm a people person...

"Can we get our buns toasted?"

Rape.

kronosposeidon

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