I use only a debit card.

That is no help swampgirl! I've put a different prepaid debit card up my ass every day for 11 years, then given them out for free to strangers. They've used my ass debit card to pay for everything.. for gas, for candy at candy stores, for haircuts, for clothes at department stores. Which means, that is 4015 debit cards that have been swiped thousands of times all over the country, so no matter where you use your debit card, chances are sometime, somewhere, your debit card has been swiped through the same machine as my ass debit cards. You've got something in your wallet that has been in direct contact with a machine that has been direct contact with something that was up my ass!!!

Ah, so that's why the 3 number ID code on the back looks wiped off!

I know i'm not privileged, but *dead.

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by LittleRed because LittleRed is not privileged - sorry.

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My first *promote. One of my favorites.

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However:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches

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HAHAHAHAHAHA *length=4:03 *related=http://videosift.com/video/Last-Week-Tonight-with-John-Oliver-Pennies

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