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Crap. I must have watched 2 girls 1 cup one time too many, cause somehow that (0:11 especially) seemed really disgusting to me.

After you can eat while watching 2girls1cup, you can advance to the meatspin. After that there is still pain series, and the highest level is pain olympics. Be warned - if you are not prepared, you won't ever be the same after watching the last video.

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts making a strange sound. He pulls into the next town to have it checked out. While the mechanic is looking at the car, the penguin decides to go explore that small desert town. As he's walking under the sun, the penguin (being a penguin) decides he's hot and goes to get some ice cream. "One scoop of vanilla" he says to the ice cream parlor shop keeper. He finishes up the ice cream and walks back to the mechanic's shop. The penguin asks the mechanic what the problem with his car is. The mechanic answers: "looks like you've blown a seal" to which the penguin wipes his face and replies "naw, it's just a little bit of ice cream"

Rotten,
Thanks for finishing the joke for me. I knew someone would take that bait and run. I see it was you who posted the chimps;
http://www.videosift.com/video/So-a-chimp-walks-into-a-bar

"What kind of car?"
"I don't know, a damn penguin car, alright?"

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hahaha...it's funny because that joke is an old trade joke. I've heard it dozens of times from the guys in the field.

I like it when she's working the cone or shaft of the ice cream with her mouth. It makes me all warm and fuzzy.

^which one? the 5 year old girl? that's disgusting.

2 girls 1 cup

What? You can't have the littlest bit of a pedo-smile and at once you're ostracized.

No, I meant the adult (who now that I think of it must be older than my own mother.. eek.)

Man. That was fantastic. I love videosift.

>> ^rottenseed:
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts making a strange sound. He pulls into the next town to have it checked out. While the mechanic is looking at the car, the penguin decides to go explore that small desert town. As he's walking under the sun, the penguin (being a penguin) decides he's hot and goes to get some ice cream. "One scoop of vanilla" he says to the ice cream parlor shop keeper. He finishes up the ice cream and walks back to the mechanic's shop. The penguin asks the mechanic what the problem with his car is. The mechanic answers: "looks like you've blown a seal" to which the penguin wipes his face and replies "naw, it's just a little bit of ice cream"



ahahha I was halfway through the next video when the penny dropped. Bravo.

>> ^rottenseed:
A penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts making a strange sound. He pulls into the next town to have it checked out. While the mechanic is looking at the car, the penguin decides to go explore that small desert town. As he's walking under the sun, the penguin (being a penguin) decides he's hot and goes to get some ice cream. "One scoop of vanilla" he says to the ice cream parlor shop keeper. He finishes up the ice cream and walks back to the mechanic's shop. The penguin asks the mechanic what the problem with his car is. The mechanic answers: "looks like you've blown a seal" to which the penguin wipes his face and replies "naw, it's just a little bit of ice cream"


Back in my day we had to carve starpoints out of our own unnecessary bones which we had to remove ourselves without anesthesia. You kids these days have it so easy; recite a 20 year old joke and people just throw starpoints at you. That's what's wrong with society these days.

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