>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Proof that Jesus was black?

"is"

He took 3 strokes to get it in the hole. He should know better than to ground his club in a hazard. He tested the water behind his ball.....2 stroke penalty.

I could have taken my drop....1 stroke penalty and possibly got it up and down in 2 strokes. That would have been 3 strokes without walking on water. Although, sometimes I do walk on water in the winter. That's where the old spikes are better than these new soft spikes. They grab into the ice better.

and not an athlete>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Proof that Jesus was black?


and not an athlete.

>> ^Payback:
If he's so damn good, why'd he hit the ball into the water trap?


He landed it on the lillypad for the best approach angle

probably PS.. I know a PS painter who walks on water like this.

>> ^syncron:
I was under the impression that cats dreaded water.


...and now you know why...

This is a dumb video. The cat is obviously swimming, not walking on water. Secondly, cats hate water, but the camera person was threatening the cat, so the cat saw no way out but through the water, even tho cats hate it. Playing tricks like that on a helpless animals is just sad, I hope the camera person gets scratched or at least a turd on his bed.

How is that even close to practically walking on water

>> ^syncron:
I was under the impression that cats dreaded water.


Depends on the breed. A few are quite fond of swimming.

Angels and Demons are REAL! Snakes can talk, people can fly, and a man named Jesus lives in the sky! Magic is REAL! Old bearded men wearing burlap sacks can WALK ON WATER! It happened! It really did!

God doesn't exist!? Who the heck says that!? Let me at em I say! Who dares think that Snakes can't talk!? A bearded guy in a burlap sack CAN AND DID walk on water! Talking burning bushes (not the Presidential kind) speak all the time! You just have to look in the right places! Heck. The Earth is only 6000 years old. Why? Because a book says so. That's why. So go take your Liberal drivel elsewhere.. even better. Take it to the 'Lake of fire'. Where is that? Its under the ground below Saudi Arabia thats where. I know an oil company that can drill you to it and drop your unwiped encrusted posterior right in and will gladly tap into their nearly limitless cash pool to fund the effort!

Have fun underground talking to the red-eyed-horned evil guy. Bring plenty of Astroglide. You are going to need it.

And no... the pressure underground at such extreme depths are completely survivable.. Because at that point you will be a Ghost. Ghosts are real, and there your fingernails will be ripped out for an eternity. Wait.. ok. Maybe you don't have fingernails, but you get my point.

Mmmm.

Magical men! Flying people! Talking snakes! Old men walking on water! ITS ALL REAL! 100% REAL! REAL REAL REAL!

Send me $99.99 and you too can get a stake in the magical joo joo. No delivery required. I simply need to channel it to you through the ether, and WHAM! Its in your pocket!

After all non-Christians aren't human. They are heathens meant to burn in the lake of superheated plasma under great pressure and depths below the Earth's crust. But.. if they suddenly start believing in winged flying people living in the sky. Talking snakes. Talking burning bushes.. and barefooted half naked burlap sack wearing bearded men with powers to 'walk on water'. Then.. only then will they be deemed 'saved' and float into the sky all happy happy joy joy when 'The End' credits roll across the pin holed tapestry in the sky. You know. The tapestry which we all know so well that covers up 'day' and brings us under the cloak of darkness oh so conveniently. Because by golly-gee. If God didn't make it dark at night. How the heck'r we gunna sleep!?

I've ignored all of you so far, including the topic of discussion, therefore I would just like to state that I, KARaidl, find snicker doodle cookies to be sufficiently more delectable than cinnamon cookies.

Also, anybody wonder why Jesus gets all the attention? I mean, Moses got all the kickass powers. Jesus walks on water, Moses parts the waters. Jesus turns water into wine, Moses summons plague upon plague of locusts and frogs on an entire city. Jesus feeds dozens of people with just a couple of fish and some bread, Moses sends out a spirit to kill hundreds of innocent young boys. Even the Bible needs a badass.

Flying people are real. Snakes talk. Jesus reappeared in NY. People can turn water to wine and walk on water. Magic is real.