No wonder you're the dark lord of the sift. That was speedy

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
All fixed up, enjoy

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
*dead unfortunatly. I really wanted to see this

Congrats, Speedy Gonzalez! At this rate you'll be overtaking Zifnab in no time.

My paws are crossed for Maceo's speedy recovery.

According to trailer park geography.. and 95% of fundamentalist Christian home schoolers...he is 100% correct. Afghanistan DOES border Iraq.

You see.. 'heaven' connects to absolutely everything in the universe via an inter-dimensional border on a quantum scale. As a result, Iraq and Afghanistan border each other directly within the bounds of 'heaven', so thus they do actually border each other.

However, as we and they know. The pearly gate entrances for those regions are near empty. Zero lines. Zero wait. All the more reason to REPENT IN THE NAME OF JEEEEEEEZUS! You'll GUARRRANTEEE!! YERSELF a QUICK and SPEEDY crossing. But only through a limited time offer! Plus.. you can win a free Playstation by signing up to Zealots R Us discount card program. Earn back 10% in credits towards you NEXT trip to the cloudtops. Those with BAD credit (as in evil vs good deeds) receive an automatic 5% bonus to their 'good points' when cashing in their life's points savings.

Donate 50% of your cash to the jerk's ministries, and you are practically guaranteed entrance into heaven.. even if you were a borderline-repentant-child modelesting asshole.

Though.. it is suggested that if you are a child molester. Become a Catholic. It is much easier to poke little Johnny, lube yourself up with a load of astroglide, and SLIDE right into heaven zero questions asked.

Catholic priests are by default promised 27 young boy-virgins upon entering heaven, plus an executive seat in the heavenly NAMBLA chapter. On the corner of dickinson and main streets in the upper pink cloud quarter.

Wow, again, so soon?! Congrats you Speedy Gonzalez of the Sifting world.

And a speedy upvote for that too . I always loved that video. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by jonny:
In reply to this comment by NicoleBee:
I really like this song - found it in the 'Weeds' soundtrack while scrounging for a legitimate copy of Bathtime in Clerkenwell.

In case you missed it: http://www.videosift.com/video/Bathtime-In-Clerkenwell

With speedy cornstarch attendants!

Little birdie told me about your mishap. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

I knew nozzzink! But I do wish you well and a speedy recovery.

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
New York, NJ, NC, VA
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Oaktown, LA, San Fran, St. John

[Q-TIP]
People give your ears so I be sublime
It's enjoyable to know you in the concubinz
Niggaz' take off your coats, Ladies act like gems
Sit down Indian style as we recite these hymns
See, lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo
Ludicrously speedy or infectious with the slow-mo
Heard me in the eighties J. Beez on the promo
In my never endin' quest to get the paper on the caper
But now, let me take it to the Queens side
I'm takin' it to Brooklyn side
All the residential Quester's who invade the air
Hold up a second son cuz' we almost there
You can be a black man and lose all your soul
You can be white 'n' blue but don't crap the roll
See my shit is universal if you got knowledge or dolo
Of delf for self, see there's no one else
Who can drop it on the angle, acute at that
So, do dat' do dat' doo dat' dat' dat' (COME ON)
Do dat' do dat' doo dat' dat' dat' (OK)
Do dat' do dat' doo dat' dat' dat'
I'm buggin' out but let me get back `cuz they wettin' niggaz'
So run and tell the others `cuz we are the brothas'
I learned how to build mic's in my workshop class
So give me this award and let's not make it the last

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas

[PHIFE]
Back in `89 I simply slid into place
Buddy, Buddy, Buddy all up in your face
Alot of kids was bustin' rhymes but they had no taste
Some said Quest was Wack, but now is that the case
I have a quest to have a mic' in my hand
Without that, it's like Kryptonite and Superman
So Shaheed come in with the sugar cuts
Phife Dawg's my name but on stage call me Dynomutt
When was the last time you heard the Phifer sloppy
Lyrics anonymous, you'll never hear me copy
Top notch baby, never comin' less
Sky's the limit, you got's to believe up in Quest
Sit back relax, get up off the path
If not that, here's the dancefloor, come move that ass
Non believer's you can check the stats
I roll with Shaheed and the brotha Abstract
Niggaz' know the time when Quest is in the jam
I never let a statue tell me how nice I am
Comin' with more hits than the Braves and the Yankees
Livin' mad phat like an oversized mam-pi
The wackest crews try to dis, it makes me laugh
When my track record's longer than a DC-20 aircraft
So next time that you think you want somethin' here
Make somethin' differ, take that garbage to St. Elsewhere

[CHORUS]
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
SC, Maryland, New Orleans, Motown
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Chinatown, Spokane, London, Tokyo
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
Houston, Delaware, DC, Dallas
We on Award Tour with Muhammad my man
Goin' each and every place with the mic' in their hand
New York, NJ, NC, VA

Wow, that was indeed speedy! Congrats Mintbbb!

Congrats, mintbbb, AKA Speedy Gonzalez. At this rate you'll get your diamond in about a week.

Congratulations on your speedy rise up the ranks of the sift. You've got some great videos among those sifted, along with some of the more obscure that are greatly appreciated by those who know where they came from.

>> ^elysse:
awesome!
that's Harold Lloyd in "Speedy" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0019412/ ), not Keaton...although in the old celluloids they all look the same if you're not a silent film nerd.


Which I am not...but I wish I had the time to be one, thanks for the research, I fixed the tags.

awesome!

that's Harold Lloyd in "Speedy" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0019412/ ), not Keaton...although in the old celluloids they all look the same if you're not a silent film nerd.