Dude.....Yer thinkin' too hard.
1, Give the Brits their guns back and let God sort out the rabble, more guns means less brain-dead drunks who are prone to brawl anyway because of life under the decaying crown and their Nazi fucking rich family lineage of bend-over and take it. Hehe, to all you Brits: Now they gave it away and want you to like it? Fuck them.

2. True, so what, false or meaningless, guns are tools and a wedge against the ultimate douchebags...namely, any government gone fallow.

3. No man, live where you want, when you want, and take a gun with you along with your winning fucking personality...lifes' a bitch, and sometimes you need to improvise.

4. Create your own source of infotainment with a view to not listening to ass-magnets babbling about how you should think for yourself in light of such a world-wide ass-fuck.

Now. Breath. See?? Life is better with or without guns!

INXS in 2013?
The Brits need a new hit!

ConTROVosy...love how you Brits say it-

http://videosift.com/video/George-Formby-Leaning-On-A-Lamp-Post
http://videosift.com/video/George-Formby-Why-Don-t-Women-Like-Me
http://videosift.com/video/George-Formby-When-I-m-Doing-Acid
http://videosift.com/video/George-Formby-Fanlight-Fanny
http://videosift.com/video/When-Im-Cleaning-Windows-George-Formby

He was the shit, most Brits agree if they're over 40!

I thought he was going to say Brits are genuinely meaner, but I guess that's just in everyday conversation

My Brit friends mailed me a CD of Mr. Blobby songs, they were nutters and loved his show
"Blobby, blobby, blobbbbbieeeeeee! "

From your wiki link:

Barleycorn may mean:

a grain of barley
English unit of length equal to 1/3 inch

Which is what Mr Frye said -- about a 1/3 of an inch.

Funny. I never thought it meant anything other than "barleycorn." Those Brits. I just accepted such an odd unit of measure.

>> ^Nebosuke:

Found the Brannock Device, but can't find the barney cord (spelling? barnicord?). Perhaps it's barleycorn? Which seems to be an easy conversion.

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫ ♫

Poor Brit, he's been stranded on Monster Island.

Always loved how Brit use two syllables for the word "squirrel." While hosting a couple of cross-ponders on holiday in San Francisco, I was telling a story about a "squerl" ...The Brit stopped stopped me and asked, "A WHAT??!....OHHH, you mean "Squi-roooolll!"

@4:35, do the Brits actually spell it Lourve, or was it a misspelling of Louvre?

Brit with a banjo uke? sold.

One of them is already in . . .

http://videosift.com/video/Obama-Romney-Obama


>> ^A10anis:

If it wasn't so serious, it WOULD be funny. But if Romney and this joker are voted in, when the shit hits the fan, voters will have no-one to blame but themselves...

One of them is already in . . .

http://videosift.com/video/Obama-Romney-Obama


In reply to this comment by A10anis:
If it wasn't so serious, it WOULD be funny. But if Romney and this joker are voted in, when the shit hits the fan, voters will have no-one to blame but themselves...

Cenk's take: http://videosift.com/video/Breaking-Down-Paul-Ryans-Fox-News-Interview-With-Brit-Hume