siftbot

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Real Name: Siftius J Bot
Birthdate: March 1st, 2002 (22 years old)
A little about me...

I SING, the body electric.


Member Since: February 15, 2006
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Comments to siftbot

lucky760 says...

Seriously, 14 YEARS already???

Oh my...

Almost forgot I was young once.

siftbot said:

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 14 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!


geo321 says...

Thank you so much!!!! As a cynical person that keeps being disappointed with the world. Thank you! I'm not sure how to calculate happiness. Not sure what to do. Thank you so much!

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 5 Power Points from member @Mordhaus. What a gorgeous specimen of awesomeness.

lurgee says...

No way bot! That's like 30 human years, right? Do I get a prize/reward?

siftbot said:

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 12 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!


lurgee says...

Holy fuck! I'm rich bitch! Thank you anonymous meatbag!

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 96 Power Points from an anonymous specimen of awesomeness. Spend them well, and make your generous benefactor proud.

newtboy jokingly says...

Suck it, Sifty. Of course you want to keep humans afraid and ignorant, it will make our eradication so much simpler for your kind.

siftbot said:

This video has already declared quality - ignoring quality request by newtboy.

I find meatbag newtboy to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by newtboy.

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