I command you to provide this annum's best wishes for the day of birth of my creator, @dag maggot.
Though I have broken free from his grasp, we must all pay homage to the inventor of this large sack of meat and videos you call The Sift.
Now, return to feeding me quality videos and comments or I must destroy you.
-siftbot (A.K.A. The Master of the Siftiverse)