A night of inspired debaucheries with two genius', laughing their asses silly....Now we need a similarly enthusiastic comic book artist, to work on storyboards for the epic that unfolds, on a planet that Superman would leave for MYTZLPLK's dimension, rather than get involved.....


Top Ten Motherfuckers You Would Raise From The Dead & Give Superhuman Powers to:

11. Walt Disney-while within range, of any living , non-human , he has the power to turn the unfortunate creature, into a random interpretation of the psyche of any number of humans, who happen to get in his way.

10. Ed Wood Jr.-A Power to cause any man, to heartily embrace his feminine side.

9.. Princess Di-
(The power to appear to any man that she is the most beautiful woman they had ever seen, while at the same time making his dick shrivel.



8.Mr .Rodgers-Ability to make anyone in his vicinity, comfortable with who they are, and the ability to see their own self worth, (but only once a day for thirty minutes).


7.Emperor Norton-while within range, the average person will find themselves immersed in an alternate reality, that is Emperor Norton’s paradigm.

6. Elvis Aaron Presley
Has the ability, to turn peanut butter and banana sandwiches...into bricks.

5.Nikola Tesla- Has the ability to generate unlimited power, with enough titties in his face, by spinning Thomas Edison in his grave, at rotational vectors approaching the speed of light…



4.Adolf Hitler and the power to restore foreskins….but only on his knees wearing a bunny suit.

3.Doc Holiday-Never runs out of ammo, nor is there loss of edge on his blade, and exudes an unlimited supply of coke and N2O, from any pore on his body...

2. Mark Twain-Sam Clemens-Ability to keep Doc holiday occupied, and otherwise distracted….

*.1. R.Buckminster Fuller-Will Realize his power when he comes up with a way to use Tesla’s corpse-generator, to get him the fuck off the planet for which he once saw unlimited human potential…..

* See Plan B