Burned into my memory as well. "Ancient Chinese secret" was the answer to almost any "how...?" question in high schools all around the country for many years after this commercial started airing...incessantly.

...they still make Calgon in China....they bought the patent, thinking their secrets were stolen..

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Me too. I pull it out here in Australia to blank stares.

I also say the "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV". Somehow that still works, even without the commecial reference.

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