Clearly, the white part of your brain is tasteless and bland. The yummy yellow part is loaded with cholesterol.

And if your brain is thrown in boiling water, it is said to be, what neurological research scientists call, "poached."

Any questions?

What's really disgusting about that commercial is that at the time it was being ran, the Reagan/Bush administration was flying tons of cocain into our country so that they could fund death squads in Central America, primarily to spread money around the military contractors and to satisfy some stinking fruit companies who didn't want some of the land that they owned - forest land, uncultivated - to be given to poor peasants.

all you druggies and potheads out there, heed this video, or else

This is a fecking yoke! (da-dum -tish!) Thank you, I'm here all week.